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TFTFY stands for "There, Fixed That For You."
Person 1: Good grief. Why don't O'Reilly & Olbermann just whip out their dicks & have a big, gay swordfight and get it over with?
Person 2: I'm for that, it would be a ratings winner.
Person 3: >ratings wiener. TFTFY
TFTFY by sirlame.com March 2, 2009
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An acronym for thanks for the fucking invite. Commonly used when someone goes somewhere or does something you wish you could have gone to or to have done.
tftfi by @nathandaniel001 June 3, 2014
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There i Fixed That For You. a correction has been made to a previous post.
somebody makes a glaring mistake, be it a spelling mistake, grammar mistake or just a mistake with a fact.

I jumped of the building...
Off..TIFTFY
TIFTFY by Larry Barry November 11, 2011
An acronym for a rousing chant of the Windy City Rollers: 'The Fury' Roller derby team. It is rumored that this chant stands for 'Team Fury, Fuck Yeah!' but is sometimes rendered 'Team Fury, Robot Monkey!' around children under the age of majority.
The Fury are the 2010 Ivy King Cup champions! TFFY!
TFFY by csabatini June 8, 2010
There, Fixed That For You

A common variant of FTFY
n00b> All your bases are belong to us!

oldtimer> Quote:
All your base are belong to us.

T,FTFY.
T,FTFY by glynor August 27, 2006
Acronym for "Tough titty for you"; a way of derisively dismissing someone else's argument for being annoyingly petulant.
Donald Trump: "Waaahhhhh, reality is conspiring against me!"
Joe Biden: "TTFY"
ttfy by PrinceLotor November 11, 2020
Thanks for the follow. (Twitter)
TFTF; hope you get some good info from my Tweets!
TFTF by TechieKnow April 16, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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