TFTF 

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TFTF by TechieKnow April 16, 2009

tftf 

too fat to fuck

used as a polite way to turn a girl down.

girl: "hey what u doin this friday"

guy: "naa you're tftf"

girl: "huh?

tftf by randyakathunderakafd August 29, 2003

tftf 

too fucked to function

joe:yo man have another one.
samson:no man im tftf.

tftf by therollercoaster July 25, 2011

TFTF 

(abbrev.) Too Funny To Fix - When an outcome, by way of humorous error, becomes more valuable than the intended outcome. Typically applied to contextually-inappropriate automatic corrections.

John: "I need to pick up some thongs for the church raffle."

Janet: ?? lol
John:*things :p
Janet: tftf

TFTF by itstillhaswordsinit February 28, 2014

TFTF 

Too fat to fuck. Used in club settings while checking out women and/or men.

Hey bro, check out that babe over there!
Nah dude, she's way TFTF.
Yeah, you're right.

TFTF by ilovewomen October 28, 2012

TFTF 

too fat too fuck

dude, she is totally tftf..

TFTF by moonrider May 27, 2009

TFTF 

Too full to function

Great lunch! Now I'm TFTF...

TFTF by jeka-alians June 13, 2014