tftf

too fat to fuck

used as a polite way to turn a girl down.

girl: "hey what u doin this friday"

guy: "naa you're tftf"

girl: "huh?

by randyakathunderakafd August 29, 2003

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too fucked to function

joe:yo man have another one.
samson:no man im tftf.

by therollercoaster July 24, 2011

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Thanks for the follow. (Twitter)

TFTF; hope you get some good info from my Tweets!

by TechieKnow April 16, 2009

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(abbrev.) Too Funny To Fix - When an outcome, by way of humorous error, becomes more valuable than the intended outcome. Typically applied to contextually-inappropriate automatic corrections.

John: "I need to pick up some thongs for the church raffle."

Janet: ?? lol
John:*things :p
Janet: tftf

by itstillhaswordsinit February 23, 2014

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Too fat to fuck. Used in club settings while checking out women and/or men.

Hey bro, check out that babe over there!
Nah dude, she's way TFTF.
Yeah, you're right.

by ilovewomen May 21, 2012

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too fat too fuck

dude, she is totally tftf..

by moonrider May 27, 2009

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Too full to function

Great lunch! Now I'm TFTF...

by jeka-alians June 13, 2014

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