tftib 

1. When your friends or family go out, and they post pictures on Facebook or Instagram, but you don't seem to be in any of them. And you realize, you weren't invited.

You say, "thanks for the invite, bitches." Or just, "tftib." The "b" can also stand for the singular word, "bitch."

This is a variant of "tfti" that is to be used when you were bored at home the whole day and would have liked to do something nice because it is summer. And you would normally be ok when people don't invite you because you're independent like that, but this time, you're not happy. Because you really wanted to go out, have fun, and sing "Call Me Maybe" and One Direction in the car.

2. Same as above, but you aren't sarcastic this time. That's because you would rather go to an American Idol audition, wait for 6 hours, and be humiliated rather than hanging out with losers who can't please you even if they tried.

1. Madelle updated her status: "Looking for Megatron at Lake Mead."
Lemuel commented: "tftib"

Lorna: "I'm so sore. I went kickboxing yesterday."
Lemuel: "tftib"

Juan: "I went rock climbing with a girl yesterday."
Lemuel: "And you had sex after? Well, tftib!"

2. Madelle: "Me, Mark, Brian, and Crista are going to get sushi later. Wanna come?"
Lemuel: "Oh, Brian? I'm busy, but tftib."

Angy: "Let's go to bdubs and watch the Spurs game."
Lemuel: "Uhm, I have a family emergency. Tftib."

tftib by SnitchSeekaHarry June 8, 2013

tfti 

an acronym for Thanks For The Invite, usually used when a bunch of your buddies go out and they dont think to invite you

Joe: Man that party we all went to was crazy as hell
John: tfti assholes

tfti by Big Guy32 March 9, 2010

TFTI 

Acronym for "Thanks for the invite" used mainly in text's and Facebook Check ins.

Alex: Dude I went to the bar last night, ton of chicks.

Oscar: TFTI

TFTI by unemployed8 June 9, 2011

TFTIT 

ACTION: THINK FASTER THAN I TYPE

C: HAHAHA ROSS WHY ARE U SO AWESOME!
R: HAHAHA WHY THANKS FOR NOTICING! IT COMES NATURALY!
C: LOL DOES ANYTIME IT OF DOES COURSE!
R: HUH? *HEAD SCRATCH*
C: OOOPS! I MEANT ANYTIME! AND OF COURSE IT DOES! LOL SORRY ITS JUST I TFTIT! HE HE HE ;D
R: ROFL! I C! MAN U AND UR TYPOS...CLASSIC ;D

TFTIT by ♥rinolove♥ August 4, 2011

tfti 

"Thanks For The Invite". Generally used sarcastically, can also be used literally.

naw i don't wanna go to church today but tfti
for real tho

tfti by bythebloodofoprah July 6, 2014

TFTCB 

To fat to come back

Why would that lady eat that chili dog, doesn't she know it won't help with her weight problem?

Oh she knows...she's TFTCB she may as well throw down a fried twinkie while she's at it.

TFTCB by gap tooth grin June 9, 2009

Tfti 

Thanks for the invite (it's sarcastic you say it when you don't get invited )

Example:

Ken: hey wasup what you doing friend

Ola: Nothing hanging out with my Nigga Gandhi and Mozart riding with my Nina and the choppas bout to catch some vatos slippin on the wrong side of the Barrio but we gotta drop these bricks of at the spot cause its been hot around my hood after we hit a lic and smoked those two su woo niggas you know me big pimpin I stay crippin with the OG's WESTSIDE RIDE OR DIE BITCH NIGGAS

Ken: Tfti

Tfti by Tfti September 23, 2015