An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.
Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.
A god amongst men, his smile makes the strongest of us uwu. He is not only a cute, talented boy, he is also bad ass and respects his elders! Tenya Iida is the most underrated character in history, his thicc legs and handsome face deserve better.
Texas Tyrants typically support things like the Patriot Act, corporate power, and the war on women, while opposing healthcare, the environment, workers rights, gay rights etc.
Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay
a man with the most glorious calves. tenya iida is underrated best boy who’s smile makes me uwu. he is an attempted murderer who looks hot as heckity heck with and without his glasses, also he’s got the largest set of abs and i honestly have no idea why the fuck he’s more ripped then dwayne johnson.
person 1: dang, todoroki is hot and husband material person 2: i mean, maybe, but have you seenclass rep, 5’10, legs for days Tenya Iida?