texya
I'll figure out when Joey ate the cheese and will texya when I find out.
Texya later then if that's how it be.
Texya later then if that's how it be.
texya by supersexytim November 3, 2016
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texas bug fucker
An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.
Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.
texas bug fucker by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014
King Ranch, Texas
The Largest ranch in the USA, having 600,000 acres. It's a tourist attraction as well as a working ranch. Spectacular to see!
King Ranch, Texas by Starchylde May 28, 2016
Tenya Iida
A god amongst men, his smile makes the strongest of us uwu. He is not only a cute, talented boy, he is also bad ass and respects his elders! Tenya Iida is the most underrated character in history, his thicc legs and handsome face deserve better.
Person 1: Wow Todoroki is such a good boy!!
Person 2: Ah yes, but he's no Tenya Iida, now that's a GREAT boy!!
Person 2: Ah yes, but he's no Tenya Iida, now that's a GREAT boy!!
Tenya Iida by Freaking_Trash October 1, 2018
Texas Tyrant
Any number of Texas politicians who support radical, oppressive, or authoritarian government policies
Texas Tyrants typically support things like the Patriot Act, corporate power, and the war on women, while opposing healthcare, the environment, workers rights, gay rights etc.
Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay
Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay
Texas Tyrant by Real_American March 29, 2015
Tenya Iida
a man with the most glorious calves. tenya iida is underrated best boy who’s smile makes me uwu. he is an attempted murderer who looks hot as heckity heck with and without his glasses, also he’s got the largest set of abs and i honestly have no idea why the fuck he’s more ripped then dwayne johnson.
person 1: dang, todoroki is hot and husband material
person 2: i mean, maybe, but have you seen class rep, 5’10, legs for days Tenya Iida?
person 2: i mean, maybe, but have you seen class rep, 5’10, legs for days Tenya Iida?
Tenya Iida by uwusaidshrekuwu October 6, 2019
Texas Smokehouse
When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.
"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"
Texas Smokehouse by Lord Bill The Janitor January 26, 2016
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"