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texas bug fucker 

An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.
Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.
texas bug fucker by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014
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King Ranch, Texas 

The Largest ranch in the USA, having 600,000 acres. It's a tourist attraction as well as a working ranch. Spectacular to see!
My neighbor took me to see King Ranch, Texas & I was simply Astounded!

Tenya Iida

A god amongst men, his smile makes the strongest of us uwu. He is not only a cute, talented boy, he is also bad ass and respects his elders! Tenya Iida is the most underrated character in history, his thicc legs and handsome face deserve better.
Person 1: Wow Todoroki is such a good boy!!
Person 2: Ah yes, but he's no Tenya Iida, now that's a GREAT boy!!
Tenya Iida by Freaking_Trash October 1, 2018

Texas Tyrant 

Any number of Texas politicians who support radical, oppressive, or authoritarian government policies
Texas Tyrants typically support things like the Patriot Act, corporate power, and the war on women, while opposing healthcare, the environment, workers rights, gay rights etc.

Some examples of Texas Tyrants:
George W Bush
Rick Perry
Ted Cruz
Tom DeLay
Texas Tyrant by Real_American March 29, 2015

Tenya Iida

a man with the most glorious calves. tenya iida is underrated best boy who’s smile makes me uwu. he is an attempted murderer who looks hot as heckity heck with and without his glasses, also he’s got the largest set of abs and i honestly have no idea why the fuck he’s more ripped then dwayne johnson.
person 1: dang, todoroki is hot and husband material
person 2: i mean, maybe, but have you seen class rep, 5’10, legs for days Tenya Iida?
Tenya Iida by uwusaidshrekuwu October 6, 2019

Texas Smokehouse 

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.
"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"