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texttitude 

When someone gives you attitude over text message
Guy: Good morning!
GIrl: ......
Guy: Hi to you too, no need for the texttitude.
Girl: Whatever
texttitude by jersey28 May 8, 2016
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twattitude 

the attitude of a complete twat, the kind of prick you end up fighting with in a night club.
the cunt came up to me with a rite twattitude, i felt compelled to greet him with a beating.
twattitude by Danofthepleasedwimmen October 13, 2006

Twattitude 

To display an attitude that transcends bitchiness but falls short of C word like behavior. Twattitude is commonly displayed by women (and effeminate men) in office environments. Symptoms include: unnessecary sarcasm, deliberate ineptitude, and douche bag like facial expressions.
Tina needs to retard her twattitude before she gets an upgrade to C-class.
Twattitude by mongoose4342 October 20, 2007

textitude 

the manner or disposition of somebody's text messaging.
Michelle's textitude indicated that the red river was flowing so I avoided her all night.
textitude by Skater2914 September 26, 2007

Textitude 

Meaning the attitude people give you while texting.
Cassie: Well I would like for you to go
Dane: Whatever.
Cassie: Lose your textitude!
Textitude by ITakePeekshurs May 24, 2009

Textitude 

the K bomb. one word answer of K.

Michael: are you mad at me?
Sean: no < textitude
Textitude by ForeverBoy4491 September 19, 2009

Twattitude 

An attitude belonging to a twat.
Twattitude by Charlesome January 20, 2016
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