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texittude 

When somone is showing attitude via text message/whatsapp.

Somone who is moody/bad attitude for no reason apparent via text.

When you put effort into a message thats asking a friend for help/opinion and they reply hours later with little effort.

A dickhead basically
Person 1..Hey! How are you doing??? Xx
Person with texittude...Ok. U?

Person 1.. 'Ive been told to go a&e as i might have concussion. Whats the worst that could happen if i dont go?'
Person 1... you ghosting me??
Person 1.. ha ha

Person with texittude...'no idea tbh'
texittude by Ammmuuu May 11, 2022
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textitude 

the manner or disposition of somebody's text messaging.
Michelle's textitude indicated that the red river was flowing so I avoided her all night.
textitude by Skater2914 September 26, 2007
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Textitude 

Meaning the attitude people give you while texting.
Cassie: Well I would like for you to go
Dane: Whatever.
Cassie: Lose your textitude!
Textitude by ITakePeekshurs May 24, 2009

Textitude 

the K bomb. one word answer of K.

Michael: are you mad at me?
Sean: no < textitude
Textitude by ForeverBoy4491 September 19, 2009

Testitude 

–noun

1) -to overcome danger, adversity, difficulty with inner strength derived from ones testes.

2) Testosterone fueled resolve or action.
Guy 1: Man, I don't know if I could've set my girlfriend's house on fire after she dumped me.

Guy 2: That took serious testitude.
Testitude by Roger Brunswick December 15, 2008

testitude 

an evolved form of the phrase "intestinal fortitude"

inTESTInal fortiTUDE
that warrior has courage in the face of difficulty
that warrior has intestinal fortitude
that warrior has testitude
testitude by big mac twista September 28, 2009

textitute 

One who obsessively sends text messages, especially to the opposite sex or someone who they are either involved or would like to be involved with. Also defined as one who sends a text in order to signal for a possible hookup, and often sent as a mass text to multiple numbers fishing for a taker.
Mary Anne is such a textitute for spending all of dinner texting Wally and Cecil instead of talking to her date Sid or friends Kelly Jo and Brenda Lee before the big dance at the hop.
textitute by Franky Carbone January 12, 2009
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