textorrhea
textorrhea by vetclinician August 6, 2015
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Textarrhea
When you're texting and you just can't stop texting. When you're texting up the yinyang and can't stop. When you're sending texts like water. When you text much like you poop when you have diarrhea.
guy#1: The other day I just couldn't stop texting people, I was texting so much.
guy#2: It's almost like you've got textarrhea
guy#2: It's almost like you've got textarrhea
Textarrhea by lord sion October 16, 2008
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Textarrhea
Textarrhea by not_a_shoobie March 22, 2010
Texterrhea
Nancy: Every since that POS Jim broke up with his GF Sally, she’s had a nasty case of texterrhea.
Sam: AYTMTB?
Nancy: FU
Sam: A3
Sam: AYTMTB?
Nancy: FU
Sam: A3
Texterrhea by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009
Tejorrhea
(n.) - a grave affliction that renders the victim incapable of normal, coherent expression; through speech or messaging. Common responses include excessive use of one-word answers or ellipses, unconventional use of capital letters, responding to open-ended questions with either 'Yes' or 'No', responding to 'yes or no' questions with 'Haha', excessive use of the word 'Like', and ill-judged use of self-concocted acronyms or initialisms.
A: Will you send me the link to the project?
B: Haha
--
A: Will you send me the link to the project?
B: Kkk
--
A: How's the project coming along?
B: no........
--
A: We need to meet up to work on the project.
B: like that soUnds good... ...but like When....?
What a bout of Tejorrhea!
B: Haha
--
A: Will you send me the link to the project?
B: Kkk
--
A: How's the project coming along?
B: no........
--
A: We need to meet up to work on the project.
B: like that soUnds good... ...but like When....?
What a bout of Tejorrhea!
Tejorrhea by jrtiirnaimpe31 December 10, 2013
textarrhea
The medical condition of sending too many text messages or messages that are too long. Applies to any text-based system including cell phone texts, facebook messages, email, etc... This common ailment usually occurs when a friend is hyped up on energy drinks or has had too many alcoholic drinks.
Guy #1: "What's up with that message you sent me last night?"
Guy #2: "Sorry, dude. I get textarrhea when I'm drinking and it's like the words start writing themselves."
Guy #2: "Sorry, dude. I get textarrhea when I'm drinking and it's like the words start writing themselves."
textarrhea by zzajlatem September 26, 2012
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