textorrhea

The texting of abundant soft to liquified, smelly words

Getting tired of that person that keeps sending me so much textorrhea

by vetclinician August 6, 2015

Textarrhea

When you're texting and you just can't stop texting. When you're texting up the yinyang and can't stop. When you're sending texts like water. When you text much like you poop when you have diarrhea.

guy#1: The other day I just couldn't stop texting people, I was texting so much.

guy#2: It's almost like you've got textarrhea

by lord sion October 16, 2008

tweetorrhea

Tweetorrhea is a communication disorder, expressed by excessive typing of tweets regardless of the meaning and the value of the message. Tweetorrhea is a newly discovered illness and their causes remain poorly understood, however some theories emerged about their connection with low self-esteem and inability to build real life relationships.

John is suffering from tweetorrhea, harasses me five tweets per minute, my phone still buzzing.

by marqoz August 4, 2015

Textarrhea

When someone sends incredibly long text messages with little to no meaning. Opposite of textipated.

Mary sent me another ridiculously long text message...I guess she has textarrhea.

by not_a_shoobie March 22, 2010

Texterrhea

Excessive texting. Texterrhea is to texting what the galloping Hershey’s is to crapping.

Nancy: Every since that POS Jim broke up with his GF Sally, she’s had a nasty case of texterrhea.
Sam: AYTMTB?
Nancy: FU
Sam: A3

by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009

Tejorrhea

(n.) - a grave affliction that renders the victim incapable of normal, coherent expression; through speech or messaging. Common responses include excessive use of one-word answers or ellipses, unconventional use of capital letters, responding to open-ended questions with either 'Yes' or 'No', responding to 'yes or no' questions with 'Haha', excessive use of the word 'Like', and ill-judged use of self-concocted acronyms or initialisms.

A: Will you send me the link to the project?
B: Haha

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A: Will you send me the link to the project?
B: Kkk

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A: How's the project coming along?
B: no........

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A: We need to meet up to work on the project.
B: like that soUnds good... ...but like When....?

What a bout of Tejorrhea!

by jrtiirnaimpe31 December 10, 2013

textarrhea

The medical condition of sending too many text messages or messages that are too long. Applies to any text-based system including cell phone texts, facebook messages, email, etc... This common ailment usually occurs when a friend is hyped up on energy drinks or has had too many alcoholic drinks.

Guy #1: "What's up with that message you sent me last night?"

Guy #2: "Sorry, dude. I get textarrhea when I'm drinking and it's like the words start writing themselves."

by zzajlatem September 26, 2012