Textarrhea

When you're texting and you just can't stop texting. When you're texting up the yinyang and can't stop. When you're sending texts like water. When you text much like you poop when you have diarrhea.

guy#1: The other day I just couldn't stop texting people, I was texting so much.

guy#2: It's almost like you've got textarrhea

by lord sion October 16, 2008

Textarrhea

When someone sends incredibly long text messages with little to no meaning. Opposite of textipated.

Mary sent me another ridiculously long text message...I guess she has textarrhea.

by not_a_shoobie March 22, 2010

textarrhea

The medical condition of sending too many text messages or messages that are too long. Applies to any text-based system including cell phone texts, facebook messages, email, etc... This common ailment usually occurs when a friend is hyped up on energy drinks or has had too many alcoholic drinks.

Guy #1: "What's up with that message you sent me last night?"

Guy #2: "Sorry, dude. I get textarrhea when I'm drinking and it's like the words start writing themselves."

by zzajlatem September 26, 2012

Textarrhea

When a person writes/sends thesis-size Long texts to others thus breaking the etiquette rule of conversing via text thereby using acronyms & shortened versions of words. (Noun)

This text submission of the word I have created is an example of me being afflicted with textarrhea, as opposed to verbal diahrea.

by Neoboltz May 31, 2016

tweetarrhea

Posting many "tweets" on twitter (sometimes facebook) in rapid succession, whether said tweets were important/relevant or not.

JoeBloggs: I just ate a piece of cake (10 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: That was damn good cake (7 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Damn, now I'm thirsty, might get a drink (3 seconds ago)
JoeBloggs: Mmm, pepsi. Goes down good (just now)

That, ladies and gentlemen, is an example of tweetarrhea

by madmikeone October 21, 2009

textorrhea

The texting of abundant soft to liquified, smelly words

Getting tired of that person that keeps sending me so much textorrhea

by vetclinician August 6, 2015

tweetarrhea

A condition caused by sending too many status updates on a social network over a short period of time. See tweet diarrhea

Dude, 45 tweets in a half hour? You've got tweetarrhea. I'm unfollowing you.

by Jimathan February 13, 2010