Texterrhea

Excessive texting. Texterrhea is to texting what the galloping Hershey’s is to crapping.

Nancy: Every since that POS Jim broke up with his GF Sally, she’s had a nasty case of texterrhea.
Sam: AYTMTB?
Nancy: FU
Sam: A3

by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009

Textarrhea

When you're texting and you just can't stop texting. When you're texting up the yinyang and can't stop. When you're sending texts like water. When you text much like you poop when you have diarrhea.

guy#1: The other day I just couldn't stop texting people, I was texting so much.

guy#2: It's almost like you've got textarrhea

by lord sion October 16, 2008

textorrhea

The texting of abundant soft to liquified, smelly words

Getting tired of that person that keeps sending me so much textorrhea

by vetclinician August 6, 2015

Textarrhea

When someone sends incredibly long text messages with little to no meaning. Opposite of textipated.

Mary sent me another ridiculously long text message...I guess she has textarrhea.

by not_a_shoobie March 22, 2010

twiterrhea

twiterrhea is the spewing of waste product out of the mind in 140 caricature bursts, clogging up someone else's mind with useless information from lonely self possessed people.
This condition is the shortened version of digirrhea, digirrhea is compound word made from digital and diarrhea, an equally devastating condition that can last until the power goes off in the house as well as in the mind.

omg i crked a nail. lol , twit me i m so bord. life sucks.lol
i burped.lol i thnk i c a bug. lol nature sucs lol. ok I have twiterrhea. omg.lol
omg, Dr I think I have twitterthea. lol. it just wont stop lol

by elan_decave October 10, 2010

texterrogation

When someone texts a massive amount of questions and expects or demands answers. If they were present, you could almost expect to face interrogation techniques like good cop/bad cop or waterboarding.

“Hang on, my mom is in a full on texterrogation about where we were last night, who was there, what we did, etc.”

by Bendoug January 30, 2019

textarrhea

The medical condition of sending too many text messages or messages that are too long. Applies to any text-based system including cell phone texts, facebook messages, email, etc... This common ailment usually occurs when a friend is hyped up on energy drinks or has had too many alcoholic drinks.

Guy #1: "What's up with that message you sent me last night?"

Guy #2: "Sorry, dude. I get textarrhea when I'm drinking and it's like the words start writing themselves."

by zzajlatem September 26, 2012