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Texterrhea 

Excessive texting. Texterrhea is to texting what the galloping Hershey’s is to crapping.
Nancy: Every since that POS Jim broke up with his GF Sally, she’s had a nasty case of texterrhea.
Sam: AYTMTB?
Nancy: FU
Sam: A3
Texterrhea by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009
Words you can keep

Textarrhea 

When you're texting and you just can't stop texting. When you're texting up the yinyang and can't stop. When you're sending texts like water. When you text much like you poop when you have diarrhea.
guy#1: The other day I just couldn't stop texting people, I was texting so much.

guy#2: It's almost like you've got textarrhea
Textarrhea by lord sion October 16, 2008

textorrhea 

The texting of abundant soft to liquified, smelly words
Getting tired of that person that keeps sending me so much textorrhea
textorrhea by vetclinician August 6, 2015

Textarrhea 

When someone sends incredibly long text messages with little to no meaning. Opposite of textipated.
Mary sent me another ridiculously long text message...I guess she has textarrhea.
Textarrhea by not_a_shoobie March 22, 2010

twiterrhea 

twiterrhea is the spewing of waste product out of the mind in 140 caricature bursts, clogging up someone else's mind with useless information from lonely self possessed people.
This condition is the shortened version of digirrhea, digirrhea is compound word made from digital and diarrhea, an equally devastating condition that can last until the power goes off in the house as well as in the mind.
omg i crked a nail. lol , twit me i m so bord. life sucks.lol
i burped.lol i thnk i c a bug. lol nature sucs lol. ok I have twiterrhea. omg.lol
omg, Dr I think I have twitterthea. lol. it just wont stop lol
twiterrhea by elan_decave October 10, 2010

texterrogation

When someone texts a massive amount of questions and expects or demands answers. If they were present, you could almost expect to face interrogation techniques like good cop/bad cop or waterboarding.
“Hang on, my mom is in a full on texterrogation about where we were last night, who was there, what we did, etc.”
texterrogation by Bendoug January 30, 2019

textarrhea 

The medical condition of sending too many text messages or messages that are too long. Applies to any text-based system including cell phone texts, facebook messages, email, etc... This common ailment usually occurs when a friend is hyped up on energy drinks or has had too many alcoholic drinks.
Guy #1: "What's up with that message you sent me last night?"

Guy #2: "Sorry, dude. I get textarrhea when I'm drinking and it's like the words start writing themselves."
textarrhea by zzajlatem September 26, 2012
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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