Tejorrhea

(n.) - a grave affliction that renders the victim incapable of normal, coherent expression; through speech or messaging. Common responses include excessive use of one-word answers or ellipses, unconventional use of capital letters, responding to open-ended questions with either 'Yes' or 'No', responding to 'yes or no' questions with 'Haha', excessive use of the word 'Like', and ill-judged use of self-concocted acronyms or initialisms.

A: Will you send me the link to the project?
B: Haha

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A: Will you send me the link to the project?
B: Kkk

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A: How's the project coming along?
B: no........

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A: We need to meet up to work on the project.
B: like that soUnds good... ...but like When....?

What a bout of Tejorrhea!

by jrtiirnaimpe31 December 10, 2013

Typorrhea

A condition causing sloppy typing, characterized by frequent typos.

That noob has typorrhea, somebody should teach him how to use a qwerty.

by rfrohardt October 8, 2007

textorrhea

The texting of abundant soft to liquified, smelly words

Getting tired of that person that keeps sending me so much textorrhea

by vetclinician August 6, 2015

Tacorrhea

Liquidy mexican food that clears the digestive tract in roughly 30 minutes.

After eating 3 tacos, Cyrus headed to the bathroom with tacorrhea.

by thebundaverse December 12, 2007

terrorhea

Short for "terror diarrhea", it refers to nervous bowel movements and stomach cramps people get when experiencing anxiety. It is know to occur before potentially stressful situations like going on a date or a job interview. It usually passes when anxiety is reduced or the stressful situation resolved.

I skipped coffee today, but still got terrorhea before my interview.

by b1939 April 21, 2016

texrrhea

texting diarrhea

jane was suffering from texrrhea again. i barely had time to respond before her next text came through.

by 505095 August 18, 2022

Tearrhea

A hypothetical example of fake tears

Ark at her over there with tearrhea

by Magse January 18, 2026