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Tejorrhea 

(n.) - a grave affliction that renders the victim incapable of normal, coherent expression; through speech or messaging. Common responses include excessive use of one-word answers or ellipses, unconventional use of capital letters, responding to open-ended questions with either 'Yes' or 'No', responding to 'yes or no' questions with 'Haha', excessive use of the word 'Like', and ill-judged use of self-concocted acronyms or initialisms.
A: Will you send me the link to the project?
B: Haha

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A: Will you send me the link to the project?
B: Kkk

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A: How's the project coming along?
B: no........

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A: We need to meet up to work on the project.
B: like that soUnds good... ...but like When....?

What a bout of Tejorrhea!
Tejorrhea by jrtiirnaimpe31 December 10, 2013
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Typorrhea 

A condition causing sloppy typing, characterized by frequent typos.
That noob has typorrhea, somebody should teach him how to use a qwerty.
Typorrhea by rfrohardt October 8, 2007
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textorrhea 

The texting of abundant soft to liquified, smelly words
Getting tired of that person that keeps sending me so much textorrhea
textorrhea by vetclinician August 6, 2015

Tacorrhea 

Liquidy mexican food that clears the digestive tract in roughly 30 minutes.
After eating 3 tacos, Cyrus headed to the bathroom with tacorrhea.
Tacorrhea by thebundaverse December 12, 2007

terrorhea 

Short for "terror diarrhea", it refers to nervous bowel movements and stomach cramps people get when experiencing anxiety. It is know to occur before potentially stressful situations like going on a date or a job interview. It usually passes when anxiety is reduced or the stressful situation resolved.
I skipped coffee today, but still got terrorhea before my interview.
terrorhea by b1939 April 21, 2016
jane was suffering from texrrhea again. i barely had time to respond before her next text came through.
texrrhea by 505095 August 18, 2022
Ark at her over there with tearrhea
Tearrhea by Magse January 18, 2026
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