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Tejorrhea 

(n.) - a grave affliction that renders the victim incapable of normal, coherent expression; through speech or messaging. Common responses include excessive use of one-word answers or ellipses, unconventional use of capital letters, responding to open-ended questions with either 'Yes' or 'No', responding to 'yes or no' questions with 'Haha', excessive use of the word 'Like', and ill-judged use of self-concocted acronyms or initialisms.
A: Will you send me the link to the project?
B: Haha

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A: Will you send me the link to the project?
B: Kkk

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A: How's the project coming along?
B: no........

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A: We need to meet up to work on the project.
B: like that soUnds good... ...but like When....?

What a bout of Tejorrhea!
Tejorrhea by jrtiirnaimpe31 December 10, 2013
Words you can keep

Typorrhea 

A condition causing sloppy typing, characterized by frequent typos.
That noob has typorrhea, somebody should teach him how to use a qwerty.
Typorrhea by rfrohardt October 8, 2007
Related Words

textorrhea 

The texting of abundant soft to liquified, smelly words
Getting tired of that person that keeps sending me so much textorrhea
textorrhea by vetclinician August 6, 2015

Tacorrhea 

Liquidy mexican food that clears the digestive tract in roughly 30 minutes.
After eating 3 tacos, Cyrus headed to the bathroom with tacorrhea.
Tacorrhea by thebundaverse December 12, 2007

terrorhea 

Short for "terror diarrhea", it refers to nervous bowel movements and stomach cramps people get when experiencing anxiety. It is know to occur before potentially stressful situations like going on a date or a job interview. It usually passes when anxiety is reduced or the stressful situation resolved.
I skipped coffee today, but still got terrorhea before my interview.
terrorhea by b1939 April 21, 2016
jane was suffering from texrrhea again. i barely had time to respond before her next text came through.
texrrhea by 505095 August 18, 2022
Ark at her over there with tearrhea
Tearrhea by Magse January 18, 2026
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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