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textmergency

When you accidentaly send a text to the wrong person that includes personal or compromising information
I typed: "Josh is super hot I will totally bang him" and I meant to send it to Paula but I accidentally sent it to Josh! This a textmergency!
textmergency by jennymatrix March 19, 2016

Textmess 

When the thought or ideas behind the text get lost in translation
I texted my friend to come over for a brunch but text went come over for a punch. After several back and forth texts to clarify I could see this was another textmess.
Textmess by Doozieoozie July 3, 2020

Textmerized 

adjective. A manic condition in which a person's attention is completely possessed by a text conversation or argument on a mobile phone, seemingly shutting out the rest of the world.
Jill tried several times to tell her husband Jack that she was pregnant with his brother's child, but Jack was textmerized by his argument with Kurt on why the Cubs are better than the Sox.
Textmerized by cyberobotic August 1, 2010

textmergency

When you send a private text message about someone to the wrong person
Sending my mother in-law a picture of me naked accidentally was a textmergency
textmergency by Fail4Effect September 19, 2016

textmessageitis 

The inflammation of test message usage, or an excessive amount of test messages in a short period of time
Angie and Callin have a severe case of textmessageitis
textmessageitis by Callin M November 18, 2006

Textlexia 

1: The accidental use of "text language" when writing manually, or composing a formal e-mail
2: the inability to spell words correctly when first learning to use T9 predictive text or other predictive texting modes.
Definition One:

Doctor to patient:
Dear patient,
Just a friendly remindr. Please be sure 2 take 50mg of the medication I prescribed to you w/ plenty of water.
Sincerely, Doc

Definition Two:

Sender: "Hi, how's evrythg going?"
Reciever: "What's 'evrythg' mean?"
Sender: "Sorry, I have a mild case of textlexia."
Textlexia by Lee Brody March 6, 2009
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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