textmex

an uffy text message.

buffy- "i am sending muffy and fluffy a textmex to bring my panties back."

by robyn cason January 19, 2008

textmergency

When you accidentaly send a text to the wrong person that includes personal or compromising information

I typed: "Josh is super hot I will totally bang him" and I meant to send it to Paula but I accidentally sent it to Josh! This a textmergency!

by jennymatrix March 19, 2016

Textmess

When the thought or ideas behind the text get lost in translation

I texted my friend to come over for a brunch but text went come over for a punch. After several back and forth texts to clarify I could see this was another textmess.

by Doozieoozie July 3, 2020

Textmerized

adjective. A manic condition in which a person's attention is completely possessed by a text conversation or argument on a mobile phone, seemingly shutting out the rest of the world.

Jill tried several times to tell her husband Jack that she was pregnant with his brother's child, but Jack was textmerized by his argument with Kurt on why the Cubs are better than the Sox.

by cyberobotic August 1, 2010

textmergency

When you send a private text message about someone to the wrong person

Sending my mother in-law a picture of me naked accidentally was a textmergency

by Fail4Effect September 19, 2016

textmessageitis

The inflammation of test message usage, or an excessive amount of test messages in a short period of time

Angie and Callin have a severe case of textmessageitis

by Callin M November 18, 2006

Textlexia

1: The accidental use of "text language" when writing manually, or composing a formal e-mail
2: the inability to spell words correctly when first learning to use T9 predictive text or other predictive texting modes.

Definition One:

Doctor to patient:
Dear patient,
Just a friendly remindr. Please be sure 2 take 50mg of the medication I prescribed to you w/ plenty of water.
Sincerely, Doc

Definition Two:

Sender: "Hi, how's evrythg going?"
Reciever: "What's 'evrythg' mean?"
Sender: "Sorry, I have a mild case of textlexia."

by Lee Brody March 6, 2009