textlationshit
n. only talking to your significant other via facebook/myspace/texting or other forms of technology. it sucks a lot and will never last.
textlationshit by lkaj;ldkja;lkjdl;ad May 6, 2009
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textationship
a friendly, romantic, sexual or intimate relationship, either brief or long-term, between two people whereby text messaging is utilized as the primary form of communication throughout, oftentimes due to one person's unwillingness and inability to express their feelings, unless at an impersonal level where senses, details and answers to questions and/or subject matter are intentionally avoided at the expense of disregarding and neglecting the need for sharing, giving, conveying a complete, forthright and respectful reply by other means of technology or face-to-face discussion.
My best friend ended the textationship with his girlfriend because of the many hours he was expected to spend engaging in arguments and discussion through text each day.
textationship by MCardonickRyan November 13, 2015
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textlationship
When someome only has a relationship with someone via text messages. Usually they have to bust out their cell phone to recap a conversation or any event involving the person.
"...oh wait. Where's my cellphone. I need my cellphone to tell this story about my friend."
"Must be another textlationship."
"Must be another textlationship."
textlationship by chris.tine April 22, 2008
textationship
a relationship based solely on texting. No phone conversations ever take place other than brief one sentence statements such as "I'm here, open the gate".
textationship by Max Cash October 2, 2007
A textuationship
A talking stage long distance or via game in which the parties have never met but a committed with eachother
A textuationship by Spacemuffins September 19, 2023
Textlationship
A relationship between two people using text messages. Really just an added step in the relationship process but probably makes it easier for the verbally challenged to "break the ice"
Textlationship by Tnp12rocks April 3, 2017
Textationship
A "relationship" in which the parties speak to each other mainly through texting.
This "relationship" will probally only last a few weeks at the most.
There is also little physical contact, and 'face-to-face' talking involved in these "relationships."
This "relationship" will probally only last a few weeks at the most.
There is also little physical contact, and 'face-to-face' talking involved in these "relationships."
Kai: So I hear you and Tom are in a relationship?!
Audriana: I guess you could call it that even though you only talk through texting...
Kai: Wait... So you mean it's a Textationship
Audriana: I guess you could call it that even though you only talk through texting...
Kai: Wait... So you mean it's a Textationship
Textationship by OsuBandTwink October 7, 2009
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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