11 definitions by Tnp12rocks

1
Someone who massages expertly with their tongue, can be a male or female and usually does the massaging in the pelvic area
Someone get me a mop, I just finished up with a tongue massage expert
by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017
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2
Pulling off a huge fart when looking for something... usually slips out when you bend over
No I'm not helping you look for your pink handcuffs... you've been tootinrootin
by Tnp12rocks May 12, 2018
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3
A relationship between two people using text messages. Really just an added step in the relationship process but probably makes it easier for the verbally challenged to "break the ice"
I never would have commented on the size of your breasts if we weren't in this textlationship
by Tnp12rocks April 03, 2017
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4
Someone who remains neutral in a sexual nature while everyone else takes part in sex... does not have to be an orgy... everyone else can be doing their own thing... with a partner
I'm so unpopular with the opposite sex I am having switzersex
by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017
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When your wiping your ass and your finger accidentally tears through the toilet paper unnoticed. Can be especially problematic if you scratch your nose later on.
No thanks, I don't need a hug, looks like you got a chocolate finger
by Tnp12rocks March 28, 2017
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Able to use either hand for something, most people incorrectly assume the word associated with this meaning is ambidextrous
Does your arm hurt when you masturbate?

No, I'm bisidual.
by Tnp12rocks April 02, 2017
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