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Textuationship 

When you've been texting someone for years and never met. The entire relationship only consist of what can be exchanged via text.
"We exchanged numbers on Jackd, good vibe, but I never met him in person, I guess we're just in a textuationship"
Textuationship by Ru Thompson August 16, 2017
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A textuationship 

A talking stage long distance or via game in which the parties have never met but a committed with eachother
Sam : we talk alot over text but we're not dating

Mila : so you're in a textuationship
A textuationship by Spacemuffins September 19, 2023

textationship 

a friendly, romantic, sexual or intimate relationship, either brief or long-term, between two people whereby text messaging is utilized as the primary form of communication throughout, oftentimes due to one person's unwillingness and inability to express their feelings, unless at an impersonal level where senses, details and answers to questions and/or subject matter are intentionally avoided at the expense of disregarding and neglecting the need for sharing, giving, conveying a complete, forthright and respectful reply by other means of technology or face-to-face discussion.
My best friend ended the textationship with his girlfriend because of the many hours he was expected to spend engaging in arguments and discussion through text each day.
textationship by MCardonickRyan November 13, 2015

textlationship

When someome only has a relationship with someone via text messages. Usually they have to bust out their cell phone to recap a conversation or any event involving the person.
"...oh wait. Where's my cellphone. I need my cellphone to tell this story about my friend."

"Must be another textlationship."
textlationship by chris.tine April 22, 2008

textlationshit 

n. only talking to your significant other via facebook/myspace/texting or other forms of technology. it sucks a lot and will never last.
girl: i can't stand this textlationshit, he won't say anything to my face!

textationship 

a relationship based solely on texting. No phone conversations ever take place other than brief one sentence statements such as "I'm here, open the gate".
Wow, Lauren and Jason need to get out of their textationship!
textationship by Max Cash October 2, 2007

Textlationship

A relationship between two people using text messages. Really just an added step in the relationship process but probably makes it easier for the verbally challenged to "break the ice"
I never would have commented on the size of your breasts if we weren't in this textlationship
Textlationship by Tnp12rocks April 3, 2017
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