textil dysfunction

Much similar to erectile dysfunction except it only occurred over text

My boyfriend is no fun over text, it's like he has textil dysfunction or something

textil dysfunction by Jose Hernendes April 30, 2016

Textile Dysfunction

When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.

I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(

Textile Dysfunction by We Believe in Fridays July 29, 2009

Textile Dysfunction

Inability to maintain lasting performance in clothing, leading to social and psychological consequences. Mizzen+Main has cured thousands of men suffering from Textile Dysfuction in their dress shirts.

Side effects may include bloated self-esteem, excessive confidence, modeling contracts, adoration, winning at everything, and a higher sense of well-being.

Hey man, looks like you've got a bad case of Textile Dysfunction. In other words, you look like shit! Have you heard of Mizzen+Main? They've got a cure!

Textile Dysfunction by Money_Mike_ November 9, 2018