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A derogatory term used to insult people who text too much.
Get off your phone, you are such a stupid textie.
Textie by treehouserockx March 14, 2026

Textie-Poo

The act of sending a text message while pooping.
If it wasn't for Randy's textie-poo, I wouldn't have known he was having an asthma attack.
Textie-Poo by ious d June 28, 2011

Textie Text 

A text mistakenly and regrettably sent of which the sender is highly embarrassed. First sent by Ted Mosby to "Holly"
Oh shit. I just textie texted my boss with "I love you pookie pie"
Textie Text by SurveyJake April 27, 2009

textie-bestie

When someone have a best friend who they almost never see in real life, but can text for hours.
Textie-bestie's regular friend: Hello?
Textie-bestie: Wait just a minute I'm texting...
Textie bestie's regular friend: Alright then...
Textie-bestie's regular friend 2: She must have a textie-bestie.
Textie-bestie's regular friend: You got that right.
Textie-bestie: Sorry I just had to tell my friend something,
Textie-besties 1 and 2: Yes, we know.

Textie McTexterson 

Somebody who spends almost every waking minute on his or her cellular telephone handset texting.
Alex, I've picked out a cellular telephone phone just for you, Mr. Textie McTexterson!!!
Textie McTexterson by Telephony January 9, 2019

textie-friendie

Someone you only communicate with by text and will likely never meet in person. Someone you text who is neither a boyfriend or girlfriend, just an acquaintance.
Its nice that we've never met but are so textie-friendie. We can text about whatever, whenever we feel like it, and there's no drama.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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