textie-bestie

When someone have a best friend who they almost never see in real life, but can text for hours.

Textie-bestie's regular friend: Hello?
Textie-bestie: Wait just a minute I'm texting...
Textie bestie's regular friend: Alright then...
Textie-bestie's regular friend 2: She must have a textie-bestie.
Textie-bestie's regular friend: You got that right.
Textie-bestie: Sorry I just had to tell my friend something,
Textie-besties 1 and 2: Yes, we know.

textie-bestie by yuppers12356789 July 21, 2011

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My bestie testie

Your best friend is a guy and you are a girl or a guy who wants to be boyfriend with the girl and she only wants to be best friends with him.

He wanted to be more than friends but I just wanted him to be my bestie testie.

My bestie testie by simpson_krissie August 12, 2008

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Bestie left testie

A term used to describe your best friend who, at times, may seem closer to you than your left testicle

"dude, since when are you and dan bestie left testies?"

Bestie left testie by B10xWc October 6, 2009

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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