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N. Pl. Pronounced (tekst-tees)

Theoretical organs whose size are relative to the boldness and ridiculousness of your text messages.

Singular: Texticle
Mike: Look what I just said to Sam!
Duncan: You told her you, "want to plow her until the cows come home"?
Mike: Good one right?
Duncan: No, but you do have huge textis.
by DMC3236 January 22, 2014
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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