Textis

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N. Pl. Pronounced (tekst-tees)

Theoretical organs whose size are relative to the boldness and ridiculousness of your text messages.

Singular: Texticle

Mike: Look what I just said to Sam!
Duncan: You told her you, "want to plow her until the cows come home"?
Mike: Good one right?
Duncan: No, but you do have huge textis.

Textis by DMC3236 January 22, 2014

Words you can keep

textastrophe

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!

textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016

Related Words

textist • textism • Textis • textish • Textistential Crisis • Textistentialism • Textistic • texticle • texticals • texties

textastrophy

A text message send in error that will have life altering consequences for the worse.

"I just texted Josh that I love him and that he's the reason I moved to West Covina. What a textastrophy!"

textastrophy by mcbexx September 18, 2016

dry texting

1 when one isn't in the mood to text but does anyway.
sending one or two word replys.

ok, sure, yeah, yah, mmhm, lol, dry texting

dry texting by annoyed texter December 30, 2010

Dry Texting

Dry texting is when someone texts you with little to no words and sends about one or two replies. They usually get on your nerves to the point where you want to smash your phone.

Examples of Dry Texting is

“Lmao”
“Lol”

“Haha”

Dry Texting by livingexampleofdyslexia April 1, 2020

texting $0

not having to pay to send a text message

XMPP enables the smart phone user to send messages in text at zero cost: make the parents happy, more money to spend

texting $0 = xmpp

texting $0 by prosody pro April 9, 2012

tentist

a tentist is a person who puts up and installs tents

I got an amazing tent from the tent renters , the guys at that company are such amazing tentist

tentist by thetentrenters March 20, 2011

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026