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Texterity
After fumbling with the cell phone for several minutes, my daughter took it away from me, quickly sent the message and told me, "Dad, you have no texterity!"
Texterity by Barky von Schnauser April 17, 2008
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textern • Texternity • textersation • Texter • texterbating • texterity • Texterbate • textercising • Texter Backer • Textercise
dry texter
Someone who can't keep a conversation going through text messaging. Texts boring things and phrases such as "K", "Cool", "What's Up", "Nothing Much", and "Hbu". Is awkward, even through the phone.
dry texter by Kionow January 14, 2015
potato texter
A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.
Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.
Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.
Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."
Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."
Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".
potato texter by selvol July 31, 2010
serial texter
serial texter by Squirrel Texter August 20, 2019
serial texter
when a person constantly texts you and nothing will stop them, just like how a serial killer constantly kills and nothing will stop them.
"Hey Amanda did Cheerios text you today?"
"Of course, he is a serial texter, always striking, nothing will stop him."
"Of course, he is a serial texter, always striking, nothing will stop him."
serial texter by kimbolesbo1 July 19, 2010
designated texter
a passenger who reads and replies to any and all text messages recieved on the drivers phone, thus alowing the driver to focus on the road and not hit anything or get pulled over for reckless driving.
Guy 1: "Woah, i almost hit that telephone pole back there, Dude you should be my designated texter "
Guy 2: "Yeah no problem bro"
Guy 2: "Yeah no problem bro"
designated texter by jdcftb12 September 29, 2008
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Ratfucker
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