Textend

(verb) to needlessly extend one’s occupancy of a table, parking space, bathroom stall, or other shared area in order to interact with one’s smart phone, particularly when others are waiting to use the area for its intended purpose

Many vehicles searched for a place to park while he textended on his email.

Textend by Dr. GlitterSparkles May 6, 2018

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textender

When someone ends a texting conversation by sending a text that is hard, or impossible to reply to.

when my friend kayla sent me a text that said "yeah", i told her it was a textender.

please dont send textenders they are annoying.

textender by kufa July 1, 2008

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textender • text-end • texted • texted off • texted out • Texgender • texteded • textedemic • Texted it In • textedly

texten driver

a dumbass person who texts and drives and is likely one day to hit and kill a person/people while texting, people who text and drive are better off being drunk casue at least there will be watching the road

Officer: what caused you to go off the road and run your car into a park killing 10 people

Driver: i was texting :(

Officer: Damn texten drivers

texten driver by Mr.Ham July 6, 2010

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Texted Vexed

During instant messaging when you are typing to someone and there is a little message at the bottom stating "so-and-so is entering text..." you stop typing and wait for your friends response, left unaware that you're friend is doing the exact thing.

I was talking to Bob last night on AIM, when we got texted vexed, and I spent an hour staring at the screen with anticipation.

Texted Vexed by K.C.M. October 21, 2007