texsplain

To explain something over texts

Texting...

Friend 1: what happened man?
Friend 2: too much to texsplain. Call me.

by moemoeeee April 9, 2010

Texslang

Texslang

Just where someone in Texas writes something that is spell ck to diff word and you have to decipher Texslang.
Wrote
Wow. Very interesting. So we need the same.
Meant
Wow. Very interesting. So we near the same

by Nicessy July 14, 2023

Tansplaining

When a British person (tan) explains something thats blantantly obvious/false in a condescending manner to an Irish person because they're British, think they're "great" and have no grasp on their countries history.

"You know you Irish should say thanks to us if we didn't invade you you'd still be picking potatoes"
"Class tansplaining"

by Glue Potter November 7, 2019

techsplain

Being talked down to by someone who assumes that you cannot possibly know about or understand anything about computers and/or software. Can be used in both the transitive and intransitive.

1) Once again, she assumed that I was a complete idiot, and techsplained to me just how simple the software really is. 2) Actually, I don't want to use that app., so you don't need to techsplain to be how simple it is.

by FitToPrint May 14, 2015

textsplanation

An explantion that occurs via text. Negative connotation referring to something that is simply too long to drag out via text message and is usally better explained via some other medium (email, chat, voice, etc.)

ttyl...it's not worth the textsplanation

by Skoots January 9, 2008

Txtplain

When a person cannot capture the immensity or complexity of a situation in a text message.

Anelsy: Are you ok?! Are the police there yet? Did you get a license plate number?

Carlos: Can't txtplain it right now. Call me.

by Go Coogs! May 23, 2008

textsplain

verb.

The action of explaining to a person via text messaging.

Clanqy: so they pay for two now, next visit they get two hrs, but pay for one.

Lolzy: I understood what you meant

Clanqy: ok.

Clanqy: sometimes, I'm not sure if I textsplain things well.

by SeeTedWalk March 20, 2010