Girl 1:
Hey how come Trevor never met up with us on Saturday night?

Girl 2: No idea I got a textplanation the next day said he fell asleep reading a book?

Girl 1: typical.

textplanation by emilyis March 17, 2008

Textplanation

When someone writes a comment on Facebook or Twitter that shocks everyone, but you know they are not going to spill the details so you just simply write the word

Did she real just say that.....Textplanation pls!

Textplanation by MsMBrianaThomas April 26, 2011

Textplanation

To explain ones action via text as opposed to a phone call due to embarrassment or for emotional detachment.

I didn't hear back from her until today but it was nothing more than a textplanation, not sure if I should take her seriously

Textplanation by Xris Cringle September 3, 2010

sextplanation

Giving a reason why a person sexting someone they're not supposed to.

"My husband's sextplanation for sexting her was my fault he said."

sextplanation by JJ💔LOVE May 21, 2022

textploration

The texts u send to people u havent talked to in a while, in order to explore whether they'd be down to hook up. Primarily used by former lovers or high school crushes. Usually done around holidays.

Dude 1: Fiona hit me up outta nowhere saying what's up.
Dude 2: She probably got played by that d'bag and she's doing some textploration.

Bro whatever happened to that girl you met at the gym? Damn I dunno imma use some texploration and wish her merry christmas. Hopefully it works and I get into her pants.

textploration by DanAjeigbe January 30, 2008

textsplanation

An explantion that occurs via text. Negative connotation referring to something that is simply too long to drag out via text message and is usally better explained via some other medium (email, chat, voice, etc.)

ttyl...it's not worth the textsplanation

textsplanation by Skoots January 9, 2008

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026