Tracy: Dude, how did you end up naked on the beach last night?
Adam: I would tell you now but it's just way too long, I don't feel like textplaining it
When somebody tells you something interesting through an instant messaging system or text message and you need them to explain what happened but don't feel like calling them (probably because you're lazy).
Jennifer: "ZOMG Becky! Guess what? Jason and Anne had sex and now Anne is pregnant!"
Patty: "Well.. I'm not Becky but Textplain what happened! I thought they hated each other!"
When you attempt to explain a situation or concept via "TXT".
Often difficult to do, due to the complexity of a situation matched with with one dimensional issues and room for interpretation via txt.
Sarah: Could you please give me a txtplanation ?
Emma: Sure, well I was running really late, and then I saw a friend I haven't seen since primary school. She invited me back to hers for dinner... and then I remembered about the marketing essay...