testiny 

a beautiful unique girl with an even more unique name!! every testiny has things her way, she is chatty and great with new people. if you have a testiny in you life your winning.

boy: that girl is so cool
boy 2: ofc she is her name is testiny

testiny by stinkmomba December 27, 2021

i was testing

The secret phrase to make BaLdBoyHalo triggered

“I was testing”
*mental breakdown*
“Geppy I’m going to ban you!”

i was testing by “”” April 22, 2019

Testin' 

Insulting someone's technological trustworthiness, derived from trying to write jestin' on a computer or iphone and then having it corrected.

1. "I'm not even sure you know how to use your iphone, Alex."

"Were you just TESTIN' me?"

2. "Macon, you testin'."

"What are you talking about, Doug?"

"Oops, sorry, i tried to say jestin', but my iphone auto-corrected it."

Testin' by lilhippomanman May 31, 2009

testilyin' 

Origin: Black Baptist Church
A combination of the words testify and lying.

1. People know they be testilyin'in church.
2. Brother Bruce got up at prayer service with a cigarette in his mouth and testilied about being delivered from smoking.

testilyin' by Tray May 13, 2005

testing

To test or to try someone by irritating, aggravating, annoying or anything less than pleasurable.

Testing can also be a premeditated plot to see what you would do in a certain situation.

"This boy's been testing my patience all day."

"He asked me if I wanted a 3some but I think he was just testing me. He don't get down like that."

testing by Jfender24 March 24, 2008

testilying 

The act of fabricating evidence and testifying falsely in court, esp. when performed by an officer of the law. Coined by the Mollen Commission (1994).

Did you catch Bush testilying before the Senate Commission on Bestiality on C-Span?

testilying by Northwestern Law May 8, 2007

testilying 

telling lies under oath; standard operating procedure for police officers acting as witnesses in trials.

See also: perjury

The story the cops gave was so ridiculous that everyone except the judge knew they were testilying.

testilying by Figleaf23 February 26, 2009