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Another meaning for testefy:

To defile a target object or person using your scrotum sack, causing them to be immobilized with fear, giving you an unfair advantage over the victim.
Hey Jack, I should wake up George and testefy him.

That kids balls hang so low he testefies the grass when he walks.

Breaking news: Man dies from testefication.

The local testemorph testefied his dog and it died.
Testefy by MrGibblet May 13, 2009
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To exert a large amount of force or pressure to a male's testicles or general genital area.

Pronounced Teste-fy.
You've been TESTEfied.

Shut up, or I'll testefy you.

Kid 1: You're a jerk!
Kid 2: You have no balls *kicks kid 1 in groin*
Kid 3: You've been testefied by Kid 2!
Testefy by MrGibblet May 12, 2009
The destiny of your testicles which no one else can foresee.
What gender will your kid be?
ME: I don't know it's up to testony
testony by Warpen24 August 18, 2017

testentation 

1. Pretentious male-like display meant to impress others
2. boastful male-like showiness
3. male-like tendency to respond in a more serious manner than a situation calls for, particularly when one's aura of dominance is threatened.
Brian was too busy maintaining his testentation to enjoy the casual remark about his shoe size and it's correlation to something unidentified.
testentation by Nostrodumbass October 15, 2013
a beautiful unique girl with an even more unique name!! every testiny has things her way, she is chatty and great with new people. if you have a testiny in you life your winning.
boy: that girl is so cool
boy 2: ofc she is her name is testiny
testiny by stinkmomba December 27, 2021
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