When a man allows a woman to twist his Scrotum so tightly that the individual testicles are no longer distinguishable. Typically requires 8-10 complete twists to achieve Testicular Singularity.

Boris: "Hey Jeff, wanna come watch the football game at my house this sunday?"

Jeff: "No thanks Boris! My wife and I will be attempting to achieve Testicular Singularity that day!"

Testicular Singularity by Hugh Honey April 17, 2020

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Testicular Torsion

A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.

When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.

Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"

Testicular Torsion by TyrantDweller July 25, 2023

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Testiclacle

The sound that is made when your testicales hit your body.

I hate having a testiclacle when running.

Testiclacle by ToxicPrime February 16, 2014

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testicular resignation

when you write "I Quit" on your nut sack in magic marker and show em to your boss when you quit

when the testicles resign because they get fed up from living next to a dick and an asshole

Peter officially gave his Testicular Resignation today when he walked into his boss's office and whipped out his nutsack that said "I Quit" written in magic marker...right after he said, "I know you're going to think I'm nuts."

testicular resignation by Penelope Storm August 3, 2011

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Testicle Jockey

Taking one deep, so deep as it appears that person is a horse jockey on a pair of testicles. Typically is used to refer to a homo, a friend who is being a douche, or a slam piece.

Person1: "Fat Alex almost seems like a mezza fanook"
Person2: "No, Fat Alex is without a doubt a testicle jockey"

Testicle Jockey by Herby Vershmales December 2, 2010

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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