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testetuck 

Tuck your private parts in between your legs and expose yourself to your fellow peers as a lady.
Andy proper testetucked kayne the other night, was sick...yet impressive
testetuck by j.bligh October 29, 2008
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testifuck 

To stick a nut inside a girls vagina in the act of sex
"What did you do with that chick last night"
I testifucked her ha ha
testifuck by Mastapimpdaddy April 10, 2009

Testitickle 

A tickling of the balls, may or may not be fetish induced.
1. I love it when my girlfriend testitickles me.

2. These boxers keep giving me a testitickle.
Testitickle by AliNic February 11, 2009

Testuckles 

When a transvestite man tucks his balls in between his legs.
Guy A: "Dude that chick is fine"
Guy B: "nah man, i can see them testuckles!"
Testuckles by vichi March 23, 2009

testucked 

Testucked is when you roll over in bed, in move on chair etc., and you testicle(s) get tucked underneath you and all of your weight falls onto your testicles. It is usually very painful.
Guy 1: OWWWWWWWWWW!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I just testucked myself!
Guy 2: Sore?
Guy 1: -_-
testucked by Tha Keyboard April 28, 2014

testtickle 

The experiment that you do in order to see whether the person you intend to lay a tickle beating on is actually responsive to such an encounter.
Three hours into our first date, the time was right. I reached over, fidgeted with her bits...yep, a testtickle was on my hand's agenda.

teststickler 

A person who defines a set of principles and chooses not to follow them.
During the COVID pandemic Mubin had his own set of restrictions which he followed and didn’t follow- all dependent on whatever best suited him. Not a stickler but a teststickler.
teststickler by Wax77 March 24, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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