testifuck

To stick a nut inside a girls vagina in the act of sex

"What did you do with that chick last night"
I testifucked her ha ha

by Mastapimpdaddy April 10, 2009

Testificate

Fan name for the villager NPCs in Minecraft.

The name "Testificate" was originally seen as the name hovering above the villager NPCs during their initial release in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 1. The name hovered above there heads in a similar fashion to player names in multiplayer.

While the name was removed in Beta 1.9 Pre-release 2, the name stuck as a fan name thanks in part to Yogscast and the community as a whole.

I built my own house next to a NPC village and had an infestation of testificates in my building.

by Katlamos October 24, 2012

testetuck

Tuck your private parts in between your legs and expose yourself to your fellow peers as a lady.

Andy proper testetucked kayne the other night, was sick...yet impressive

by j.bligh October 29, 2008

terrifuck

A sarcastic way of cursing an annoying situation one may be in.

Well this is just terrifuck!

by Boogievigo February 22, 2011

testick

after a day of hard work when your balls stick to your legs

dude1: man, im so sweaty after today! dude2: i know! me too! i have a bad case of testick!

by 1337 |/\|4|\| January 5, 2009

Testickies

Often associated with a severe case of swalls/mustynut, a condition in which ones scrote will stick to the sides of the thighs. This normally causes the victim to do a quick "lift and shift" or a silly leg twitch, on the sly, while walking.

It was so hot outside yesterday that my swalls developed into an unbeatable case of testickies.

by Blackie Meditz January 23, 2007

testikickaphobia

Fear of being kicked in the nuts (balls or testicles).

When playing a sports most guys have testikickaphobia.

by toobits December 1, 2009