testucked

Testucked is when you roll over in bed, in move on chair etc., and you testicle(s) get tucked underneath you and all of your weight falls onto your testicles. It is usually very painful.

Guy 1: OWWWWWWWWWW!
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I just testucked myself!
Guy 2: Sore?
Guy 1: -_-

by Tha Keyboard April 28, 2014

testicled

to testicle one in the face

When she questioned my ability, I testicled her in the face

by Ericwins July 12, 2006

Testuckles

When a transvestite man tucks his balls in between his legs.

Guy A: "Dude that chick is fine"
Guy B: "nah man, i can see them testuckles!"

by vichi March 23, 2009

Teafucked

When a man has female personality traits or attributes that you can understand the reasoning behind it better, by replacing the man with a woman, hypothetically, in the situation or conversation.

It's a few things that the bros question about you, that we wouldn't choose to do. You a little teafucked in our opinion.

by Cleaves Macomb February 10, 2022