tessied 

To have sex with a girl and feel like your being over powered

-Dude i think i just got raped......she was so strong i was scared.. Ahh no dude you got tessied

tessied by Cpt professor dr Elijah February 18, 2011

Tessie 

A Tesla (a stylish, technology-packed electric vehicle with hella torque and ludicrous acceleration).

Saweetie: Beep beep, is that my bestie in a Tessie?

Tessie by ayysouthtexas January 8, 2021

Tessie 

the perfect girl. a gorgeous, kind girl.
every man would want to have. if you know a Tessie make your move now. A trustworthy girl. You would be very lucky to have a Tessie in your life and never let her go. She is a very smart and funny girl. She is also very outgoing and athletic. But don't get on her bad side. She is very loving and a beautiful girl.

Tessie is cool.

Tessie by will101 June 13, 2014

Tessie 

Originally a broadway tune written in the early 1900s, became the fight song of the Boston Red Sox. It has recently been modernized by the Dropkick Murphys, it can be heard in the movie Fever Pitch and video game MVP Baseball 2005.

2, 3, 4 Tessie, 'nuff said McGreevey shouted, we're not here to mess around; Boston, you know we love you madly hear the crowd roar to your sound!

Tessie by OttSens4life April 10, 2005

two ton tessie 

a fat bitch

pete: hey marv look at that two ton tessie over there, marv: haha oh yeah shes fat as fuck!

two ton tessie by Mr.46 November 29, 2011

Tessie Tran 

noun; a very attractive, super nice, and smart girl that loves her husband like no other; perfect.

Stephanie : "Did you see that new girl at school today? It's only her first day and she's already friends with everyone."
Melanie : "Yeah.. She already aced the first test in APUSH."
Stephanie : "Ugh.. another Tessie Tran."

Tessie Tran by Nella Iy November 16, 2010

Tassied

To get fucked over or scammed by a con artist who invents the death of family members to gain sympathy in court.

Dude, you got tassied!

Tassied by TheTruthSeeker12 December 10, 2018