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jolyan tessier 

Jolyan is a super hot boy
Look at Jolyan Tessier he’s so hot and sexy
A Tesla (a stylish, technology-packed electric vehicle with hella torque and ludicrous acceleration).
Saweetie: Beep beep, is that my bestie in a Tessie?
Tessie by ayysouthtexas January 8, 2021

tesseract 

The four-dimensional equivalent of a cube.
A person using a tesseract in three-dimensional space would be equivalent to a person using three dimensions to move through a two-dimensional universe. The laws of physics would still apply, but only on the two-dimensional scale.
tesseract by ds_k7 May 3, 2006
Pronounced TOSS-EE-AY (like dossier), a tossier is a collection of internet history or other information containing detailed information about a particular person's masturbation habits.
How did you know Charlie was into plus-sized women? Easy, the last time I borrowed his computer I printed out his internet history and created a tossier on him.
tossier by C. Elliot Lee September 21, 2013
the perfect girl. a gorgeous, kind girl.
every man would want to have. if you know a Tessie make your move now. A trustworthy girl. You would be very lucky to have a Tessie in your life and never let her go. She is a very smart and funny girl. She is also very outgoing and athletic. But don't get on her bad side. She is very loving and a beautiful girl.
Tessie is cool.
Tessie by will101 June 13, 2014
To travel in time! A shortcut in world traveling.
If I could tesser anywhere it would be the day I said goodbye to my father. I would never let go!
tesser by Monchie~ May 10, 2018
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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