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You little dipshit why the fuck did you look up my name on Urban Dictionary? Are you braindead or something?? Get the fuck off of Discord and let Tingle fuck you in the ass or something, useless crap!
Person: Yo, tesp is a jerk. He should man up.
tesp: He??? Man up??? Lmao.
Shark: Dude tesps a girl.
Otter: i like dick
ToyJoz: same
Fuzzy: Yeah tesp is a girl, dude
Person: o h
tesp by tesp July 14, 2020
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A kindhearted crazy girl who is always smiling she speaks her mind and doesn't let others negative opinions bother her. She's always thinking positive thoughts and is very unique. You are very lucky if you meet a Tesphania.
Omg! You are such a Tesphania!
Tesphania by Rebekah October 24, 2014
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An insult for an annoying, often less valued person. usually, not as smart or intellectual as an average citizen.
The tespu waiting at the front of the store was pissing everyone off
Tespu by franith April 6, 2020

tespeli? 

it s a romanian trash joke like milsugi it s translates to utakeshowers?
tespeli? by burcea March 9, 2021
Having respect for someone of high importance.
I tespect Lebron James
tespect by 25medrcxs March 24, 2022

tesphobia 

grace has a fear of tes cause yeah thats tesphobia ig
tesphobia by pooilovepoosomuch December 8, 2022
A tespian is a potion of some sort that when you drink it you feel like you’ve done something good and want to do good things
Want to try this tespian? Ay Migi vuru
tespian by Tespian boy November 26, 2023
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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