televious

tel ev ious

to be awesome, wicked, amazing, incredible...

televious .... ' you are so televious ! '
' man thats totally televious '

by paige nicole March 27, 2008

thievious

adv.- 1. to get kids like batman or in an extremly sneeky or crafty way
2. used to describe the verb batman
3. used to describe a democrat's campain

If Swiper was thievious he would kick Dora's ass.

by Senor Quigles May 28, 2006

Thievious

To steal something in an exceptionally underhand manner, normallly from under the nose of the victim.

"That was thievious man! You stole his wallet and then helped him look for it."

by NickE April 3, 2007

Teleiosensual

Desirous or inclined to seek physical though non-sexual affection (hugging, hand holding etc.) from adults, especially of a child or pedophile.

At a young age she was showing a lot of teleiosensual tendencies making one wonder if the latency stage was as real as people thought it was.

by ApricotFields June 12, 2019

Teleiosocial

Having the tendency, willingness or desire to form platonic friendships with adults.

Some more precocious children develop a distinctly teleiosocial nature when they can't identify with their coevals.

by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

Telious

Naughtily hungry.

"I was feeling telious, so I ate my brother's cookies that he was baking for charity."

by mastur_bator May 22, 2021