televious

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tel ev ious

to be awesome, wicked, amazing, incredible...

televious .... ' you are so televious ! '
' man thats totally televious '

televious by paige nicole March 27, 2008

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thievious

adv.- 1. to get kids like batman or in an extremly sneeky or crafty way
2. used to describe the verb batman
3. used to describe a democrat's campain

If Swiper was thievious he would kick Dora's ass.

thievious by Senor Quigles May 28, 2006

Related Words

televious • thievious • Teleiosensual • Teleiosocial • Televisual face creaming • Telious • teludious • Trevious • Lukas Telešius • The Devious Fart

Thievious

To steal something in an exceptionally underhand manner, normallly from under the nose of the victim.

"That was thievious man! You stole his wallet and then helped him look for it."

Thievious by NickE April 3, 2007

Teleiosensual

Desirous or inclined to seek physical though non-sexual affection (hugging, hand holding etc.) from adults, especially of a child or pedophile.

At a young age she was showing a lot of teleiosensual tendencies making one wonder if the latency stage was as real as people thought it was.

Teleiosensual by ApricotFields June 12, 2019

Teleiosocial

Having the tendency, willingness or desire to form platonic friendships with adults.

Some more precocious children develop a distinctly teleiosocial nature when they can't identify with their coevals.

Teleiosocial by ApricotFields June 25, 2020

Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

Televisual face creaming by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

Telious

Naughtily hungry.

"I was feeling telious, so I ate my brother's cookies that he was baking for charity."

Telious by mastur_bator May 22, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026