2 definitions by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings
The great demon of Toshiba Computers. This great demon must visit Elon Musk every day to report on suspicious activities in the Nether. These activities, he codenames. For example, a Magma Cube brutally murdering a potato would be codenamed something like "J OB {-74". Elon then goes home, puts his loopamadoopa into his wife's shloopyloopy, and then 9 months to a year later BAM the product of the spermatoza and the egg of the adam's apple comes out of the shloopyloopy, causing extreme pain. The product would be named after the codenames for these suspicious activities.
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by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings June 16, 2020
Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020