teletrumpter

A screen or script that provides meaningless, trivial ideas.

The President, reading from a teletrumpter, did little to unify the country after the tragedy.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 29, 2018

Teletrumpies

Slang term for Dolt 45’s associates who wind up on TV talking about their own inane roles in the Trump Circus.

Let’s tune in to the Teletrumpies and hear some stupid shit that makes no sense.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 20, 2020

Palin Teleprompter

The palm of your hand. As in, the place to write down the main points you want to hit in a speech or an interview, if you're too dumb to remember them.

Pioneered by former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin during her creampuff interview at the Tea Party Convention in Nashville on February 6, 2010.

I knew the interviewer would ask me what my core principles were, but I couldn't remember them because I'm a complete moron, so I wrote them on my Palin Teleprompter and discretely checked them during the interview. I'm sure no one noticed!

by Thrilla_From_Wasilla February 7, 2010

Redneck Teleprompter

Crib notes written on a public speaker's hand in order to remind him or her what to say during a speech or interview.

Sarah Palin glanced at her redneck teleprompter during her interview a the Tea Party Conference in Nashville.

by TedIII February 8, 2010

Hillbilly Teleprompter

Writing your key items you need to cover in your speech. even though you have been speaking about them for over a year. Just in case you forgot.

Palin wrote her keywords on her left hand. Her own personal Hillbilly Teleprompter.

by SoCalRay February 8, 2010

Alaskan teleprompter

Being so stupid and incompetent that you need to write notes on your hand simply to remember what to say.

From Sarah Palin's need to use notes scribbled on her hand to remind her of the few basic key points of her speech at the Tea Party convention in Nashville, TN.

Jon: I want to propose to Lisa but I don't think I can remember what to say.

Eric: Dude, you're such an idiot. Just use an Alaskan teleprompter and write "Will you marry me?" on your hand.

by Wasabi-Woman February 8, 2010

teleprompter trump

When someone gives a speech and does not deviate from the written text.

That's one boring speech. (S)He pulled a TelePrompter Trump and didn't go off script once.

by Chrisonion December 18, 2016