Teleprompter 

Barack Obama'sCrutch and lifeline.

His teleprompter went out and now he has telepromptourettes.

Teleprompter by keifermail August 8, 2009

teleprompter 

A highly additive substance used in television making to project a speaker's script out of sight of the audience. Among its users are television presenters and politicians being Barack Obama its most prominent user.

The charismatic teleprompter addict repeated the “innovation” word eleven times in his defensive and dictatorial style speech.

teleprompter by msolutions August 22, 2011

teleprompter trump 

When someone gives a speech and does not deviate from the written text.

That's one boring speech. (S)He pulled a TelePrompter Trump and didn't go off script once.

teleprompter trump by Chrisonion December 18, 2016

Teleprompter Jesus 

Obama

The kool aid drinkers hung onto every word out of Teleprompter Jesus mouth

Teleprompter Jesus by gogoqueen66 August 30, 2010

Teleprompter Reader In Cheif 

Barack Hussein Obama

I hope the Teleprompter Reader In Cheif figures out that Americans don't want him to keep going with his agenda before he spends another Trillion dollars he doesn't have.

Teleprompter Reader In Cheif by Dave4270 August 27, 2009

Teleprompter Judas 

Obama head of the party that denied God three times at the DNC 2012

Teleprompter Judas refused to meet with religious leaders because he had a golf game and his party does not believe in God.

Teleprompter Judas by inkaput September 24, 2012

Palin Teleprompter 

The palm of your hand. As in, the place to write down the main points you want to hit in a speech or an interview, if you're too dumb to remember them.

Pioneered by former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin during her creampuff interview at the Tea Party Convention in Nashville on February 6, 2010.

I knew the interviewer would ask me what my core principles were, but I couldn't remember them because I'm a complete moron, so I wrote them on my Palin Teleprompter and discretely checked them during the interview. I'm sure no one noticed!

Palin Teleprompter by Thrilla_From_Wasilla February 7, 2010