Teleprompter
Teleprompter by keifermail August 8, 2009
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teleprompter
A highly additive substance used in television making to project a speaker's script out of sight of the audience. Among its users are television presenters and politicians being Barack Obama its most prominent user.
The charismatic teleprompter addict repeated the “innovation” word eleven times in his defensive and dictatorial style speech.
teleprompter by msolutions August 22, 2011
teleprompter trump
teleprompter trump by Chrisonion December 18, 2016
Teleprompter Jesus
Teleprompter Jesus by gogoqueen66 August 30, 2010
Teleprompter Reader In Cheif
I hope the Teleprompter Reader In Cheif figures out that Americans don't want him to keep going with his agenda before he spends another Trillion dollars he doesn't have.
Teleprompter Reader In Cheif by Dave4270 August 27, 2009
Teleprompter Judas
Teleprompter Judas refused to meet with religious leaders because he had a golf game and his party does not believe in God.
Teleprompter Judas by inkaput September 24, 2012
Palin Teleprompter
The palm of your hand. As in, the place to write down the main points you want to hit in a speech or an interview, if you're too dumb to remember them.
Pioneered by former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin during her creampuff interview at the Tea Party Convention in Nashville on February 6, 2010.
Pioneered by former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin during her creampuff interview at the Tea Party Convention in Nashville on February 6, 2010.
I knew the interviewer would ask me what my core principles were, but I couldn't remember them because I'm a complete moron, so I wrote them on my Palin Teleprompter and discretely checked them during the interview. I'm sure no one noticed!
Palin Teleprompter by Thrilla_From_Wasilla February 7, 2010
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