A person who somehow manages to use Instagram/Facebook to make their life seem even shittier than it probably actually is.
"Hey did you see Mark's pic of him with that D-list celebrity he was unreasonably excited to meet?"
"No, sorry. Mark's fun to have a few drinks with, but honestly I find him pretty unInstaresting."
When you tap through a beautiful woman’s Instagram story expecting a bikini pic… and instead get a breaking-news take on politics she learned 12 seconds ago that absolutely nobody asked for and she does not know anything about. And she keeps posting them because the views are high, meanwhile the guys watching are just patiently waiting for the next scandalous outfit drop.
Stephanie is in the Bahamas and I keep checking her feed.
Any good bikini pics?
Unfortunately not. She has uninteresting hot girl syndrome and has it clogged with anti-Trump posts that no one cares about.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.