Tedcruz

Someone who is worse than a pussy.

Inspired by how the senator who has allowed a president to insult his wife and have his life put in relative danger from an insurrection that same president caused, and he still supports him. Not to mention how he left his state in a time of crisis for vacation because he "was trying to be a dad".

Person #1: I don't feel like talking my girlfriend right now cause she is very strong willed.
Person #2: Nah, cause you wild tedcruz

Person #1: I can't go to the party tonight, I got homework.
Person #2: Dude, why are you being such a pussy?
Person #3: My guy, you just don't want to miss The 700 Club.
Person #2: What??? You are such a tedcruz.

Tedcruz by misterfolgers March 5, 2021

tedcruz

1. a hunt for a small hairy gay lover at specific geographic crossroads at locations meant to hide ones sexual identity from his fellow Christians (ted--from the gay meaning small bear, and cruz from the gay meaning searching for lover and from the Spanish meaning cross
2. a small hairy gay lover with a fetish for being false martyred by being tied to a cross and felated by many men simultaneously

1. The Christian politician on a tedcruz finally felt free to be himself.
2. The man was tedcruzed for hours and had rarely felt such joy

tedcruz by duhbearz October 19, 2015

Ted Cruz

A Ted Cruz is when you run away to Cancun instead of solving the actual problem.

Damn, she isn't in a good mood today. I think I'll pull a Ted Cruz on her instead of solving the problem.

Ted Cruz by Amira :) April 5, 2021

Ted Cruz

When kissing the ass of a person that insults you and your ancestors, you double down on being pathetic by actively vionlently and vehemently suck with your mouth fecal matter straight from his or her ass to the point the person no longer requires an anal douche

"Hey Gary, are you still going to help me with a porn shoot?"
"Yeah Ill give you a Ted Cruz just to be safe"

Ted Cruz by GhostOfGray January 9, 2021

Ted Cruz

Some politic person idk, but i do know him by his rightful name... the ZODIAC KILLER! It has been proved, case closed, Ted Cruz IS the Zodiac Killer. He is using his supreme artificial intelligence and strength to fight his nemesis, Sir Donald Trump, in the battle to win the presidential election.

#caseclosed #truezodiackiller #tedcruz2k16

"Who are you voting for"
"Ted Cruz"
"Who's that?"
"Oh, yes you'll know him as the Zodiac Killer"

Ted Cruz by MemeOgrelord July 12, 2016

Ted Cruz

The thing you say/call out at a party when you want everybody to leave.

Ted Cruz. Time To leave people. Ted Cruz. Put the drink down.

Ted Cruz by John JDJ July 20, 2016

Ted cruz

The zodiac killer

Ted cruz is the zodiac killer

Ted cruz by Anonymousfart July 7, 2016