TEDCRUZING 

A person who is especially deceitful and dishonest for personal gain.
A person despite himself is constantly drawn into dishonest scenarios.
A liar, a cheat.

I cannot stand to play golf with Jim, he is always tedcruzing.
Our boss said the company could not pay us a bonus, but turns out he was tedcruzing.

All you do is lie, stop tedcruzing me!!

TEDCRUZING by mj_8001 September 21, 2016

Tedcruzing 

The act of using Santorum to orally stimulate the penis of the man whom created the Santorum.

After getting brutally fucked in the ass by Donald Trump, he was asked if he would be Tedcruzing afterwards. He happily agreed.

Tedcruzing by Mushu84 January 9, 2021

Ted Cruzing 

When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.

Joe was totally Ted Cruzing the manager in the break room after he offered Joe a promotion.

Ted Cruzing by UnknownAmerican November 6, 2018

Ted Cruzing 

The act of being fully aware of how much someone is a monster; but choosing to support them anyway to great extents.

Carole Ann Boone Was well aware that her husband was a notorious serial killer, she was totally Ted Cruzing him.

Ted Cruzing by Micastarr February 3, 2021

Ted Cruzing 

Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.

Woman: Where are you going?

Man: to Cancun till this all blows over

Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?

Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.

Ted Cruzing by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021