A person who is especially deceitful and dishonest for personal gain.
A person despite himself is constantly drawn into dishonest scenarios.
A liar, a cheat.
A person despite himself is constantly drawn into dishonest scenarios.
A liar, a cheat.
I cannot stand to play golf with Jim, he is always tedcruzing.
Our boss said the company could not pay us a bonus, but turns out he was tedcruzing.
All you do is lie, stop tedcruzing me!!
Our boss said the company could not pay us a bonus, but turns out he was tedcruzing.
All you do is lie, stop tedcruzing me!!
by mj_8001 February 10, 2016
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
After getting brutally fucked in the ass by Donald Trump, he was asked if he would be Tedcruzing afterwards. He happily agreed.
by Mushu84 January 09, 2021
When you lick the asshole of a man that insulted you wife and family so you can keep a job you're shit at.
by UnknownAmerican November 06, 2018
Leaving when times get tough especially when your power goes out and you have enough money to abandon the people who need you the most.
Woman: Where are you going?
Man: to Cancun till this all blows over
Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?
Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.
Man: to Cancun till this all blows over
Woman: so you’re Ted Cruzing on me?
Man: Don’t worry I’m just going to drop my wife off for the weekend then stay in Cancun and work remotely from the comfort of my 80 degree hotel room.
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by Audi0sl4v3 February 21, 2021
The act of being fully aware of how much someone is a monster; but choosing to support them anyway to great extents.
Carole Ann Boone Was well aware that her husband was a notorious serial killer, she was totally Ted Cruzing him.
by Micastarr February 03, 2021
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