technocoma 

The inability to function when without one or more technologies and/or technological devices.

Wow, Kathia could barely function in the technocoma caused when she forgot her iPhone at work that night. When the cable went out too, she was totally catatonic.

technocoma by jason2048 December 30, 2008

Technomania 

Passionate enthusiasm for technology.

Technomania takes over each time Apple releases a new iPhone model.

Technomania by talk2me-JCH2 December 4, 2022

Technomasculinity 

A new word coined by crazy liberal "Professor" that means, “an expression of masculinity that is oriented toward the mastery of technology and skilled use of technological tools and systems.”

Studies show that “technomasculinity” is rampant in the gaming industry, hurting women and LGBTQ people in the process.

Technomasculinity by Jeronleow November 13, 2018

Techno Coma 

When a non-techno fan hears techno in the club. They don't know what to do, and stand and stare at the fellow patrons; hence, experience a coma where they cannot move until the techno has stopped.

I was in a techno coma when they played "Satisfaction" tonight.

Techno Coma by Ken Tate' May 6, 2007

technochan 

21 year old Minecraft player

UWU

I’m an technochan UWU

technochan by Grr are March 9, 2021

technocrasshole 

The word « technocrasshole » is a slang corporate word to define a growing type of workers in corporation and professional settings. These workers hide their incompetency behind laws, processes, financial reports and the like. Since technocratic tools and expert jargon are on their side they believe that they possess the truth and that the rest of the universe is composed by unknowledgeable people. Technocrasshole cannot demonstrate any type of creativity, create “red tape” where none is required and enjoy creating “work-generating” useless processes. While in fact they are the direct antithesis of efficiency, their arrogance pushes them to try to expand their technocratic view throughout the organization causing irreparable harm to it. As a result, technocrasshole’s speeches successfully allure the other technocrats, the incompetents and “Wally” of the office. This is what makes them more dangerous than the typical low-profile technocrat. The net result of the technocrasshole’s influence is a deterioration of the level of efficacy within an organization.

Unfortunately for the corporate world, incompetent Lawyers, Accountants, Quality Assurance experts and Consultants often become Technocrasshole.

technocrasshole by zirconbh May 20, 2010

Technocock 

The size of one's metaphorical penis, either man or woman, based off of amount of technology he/she uses on a daily basis.

Jimmy felt his Technocock shrinking as everyone at the table pulled out their Droids and IPhones, while he could only check his email on his far less superior Lotus.

Technocock by Saltee Garbage January 17, 2011