techno turd 

What your cell phone becomes when you drop it in the toliet.

I was texting Holly when I accidentally dropped my phone and it became a techno turd.

techno turd by harryhotard February 26, 2010

Technotard 

A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.

Jack can't even program his remote control or the speed dial in his cell phone--what a technotard!

Technotard by Phuqit October 9, 2006

technotarded 

1. A person who has no clue about technology. 2. An insecure individual who calls the Help Desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, "I am not computer savvy." 3. A technologically-challenged individual.

Oh my gawd, I'm surrounded by technotards! They couldn't operate a C64 without a owner's manual!!

technotarded by firahz May 13, 2005

technosurdia 

modified behavioural patterns/experience in human beings in order to accommodate the requirements of technology - for example - you have to put your hand in front of a sensor at the tap in order to have a drink of water and assume an odd and ungainly position.

We need to make this product user friendly and eliminate too much technosurdia.

I'm fed up with technosurdia in shops - I had to wait 15 minutes for the card reader to accept my credit card.

Computer says 'no' - is a great comic example of technosurdia.

technosurdia by anotheratheist June 27, 2009

technotarded 

Someone that computer technology has by passed

I am so technotarded, You have to call me if you send me an e-mail!

technotarded by angelenabalabeana April 29, 2011

technotarded 

One who is ignorant to or inept in working with technology, computers, and other advanced devices.

"How do i post this picture off my smartphone? Im sorry im technotarded"

technotarded by *john-boy* June 6, 2014

Technotude 

technotude - the attitude created due to the presence of technology.

As soon as my kids are on their iPad, they get a technotude and are such jerks!!!

Technotude by Megadith August 31, 2018