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Technotard
A person who has a significant conceptual, behavioral, or intellectual impairment that makes it impossible for them to understand or use even the most rudimentary of electronic devices.
Technotard by Phuqit October 9, 2006
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technotarded
1. A person who has no clue about technology. 2. An insecure individual who calls the Help Desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, "I am not computer savvy." 3. A technologically-challenged individual.
technotarded by firahz May 13, 2005
technosurdia
modified behavioural patterns/experience in human beings in order to accommodate the requirements of technology - for example - you have to put your hand in front of a sensor at the tap in order to have a drink of water and assume an odd and ungainly position.
We need to make this product user friendly and eliminate too much technosurdia.
I'm fed up with technosurdia in shops - I had to wait 15 minutes for the card reader to accept my credit card.
Computer says 'no' - is a great comic example of technosurdia.
I'm fed up with technosurdia in shops - I had to wait 15 minutes for the card reader to accept my credit card.
Computer says 'no' - is a great comic example of technosurdia.
technosurdia by anotheratheist June 27, 2009
technotarded
technotarded by angelenabalabeana April 29, 2011
technotarded
technotarded by *john-boy* June 6, 2014
Technotude
Technotude by Megadith August 31, 2018
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