teava

A very sexy girl with nice noobs and sweet body! She is nice and funny

guy She has nice tits

other guy Yeah she does, that's Teava

by Colton aeons June 3, 2014

Economic Teabag

Sticking it to a liberal organization by buying a competitor's product.

I hope GM is enjoying my economic teabag, because I only buy Lexus products.

by Navin1 December 11, 2012

Byker Teacake

To headbutt someone in an aggressive way with malicious intent.

"fuck off met, or I'll gi ya a fuckin Byker Teacake."

by juicy jess October 12, 2011

Brixton Teabag

A makeshift weapon consisting of two snooker balls inside a sock, intended to be swung at the victim's head. Made famous by Ray Winstone's character in the 1979 film 'Scum'.

Ray: "Where's your tool?"
The Daddy: "What fackin' tool?"
Ray *Kills with brixton teabag*
Ray: "THIS FACKIN' TOOL!"

by DaddyRay May 9, 2013

Teadawg

A person of such staggering insignificance that you absolutely cannot be bothered to remember their name.

"Hey Teadawg, how are you doing?"

"Who the fuck is that? Machine Killer? I'm just going to call him Teadawg."

by Teadawg September 13, 2014

teabag montage

On Halo you put the respwan time for 10 seconds. While they are watching their dead body you go and press B on the XBOX controller rapidly. You do that to everyone you kill. People will get angry at you.

1. I was going on a teabag montage on Halo.

by Spoonman261 July 13, 2010

punjabi teabag

Placing one's pubicle sack into a hot Tikka Marsala curry and then onto an unsuspecting victims face using a motion similar to that of dipping a teabag into hot water.

Rajesh fell asleep at work and was given the Punjabi teabag all over his face by a co worker.

by Sw@mpD0nk3y November 25, 2014