teaky= something which is simultaneously funny and painful and sometimes life- affirming. its the kind of thing you laugh at, and then you feel pretty shitty for laughing at it, and then it makes your heart hurt a little bit because its actually sort of beautiful. the first time i ever heard the word 'teaky' used (i did not invent it) was to describe learning- disabled teenagers doing a ballet duet on television.
by alice1974 October 4, 2007
Teaky is a little old man who is also known as Tea, Tiki, and Cannoli. Teaky is always eating soup, Idv, 1# Akito fan, and a total loser. You love the little old man though even though Teaky is a silly little idv player. Teaky is also never caught up on the new trends seeming how Cannoli is so old. Im Teakys best friend Omi frfr💪💪Teaky is so smart like HARVARD IS CALLING‼️‼️🔥🔥
Omi :Stuck with a loser Teaky
Pickles : OMG I heard Teakys are so cool
Omi : Teaky is a very cool old man
Pickles : OMG I heard Teakys are so cool
Omi : Teaky is a very cool old man
by Omi-Omi💪💪 February 1, 2023