Teakettle

The act of covering the tip of your dick with your thumb to hold back a load of cum. Then releasing your thumb and spraying the face of your partner.

I hope she has tissues, cuz i'm gonna teakettle that bitch.

by Frozen Shoulder October 2, 2014

teakettle

A lawyer that sings pornographic love songs in a falsetto voice.

Stop being a teakettle! I hate hearing songs about bum bums and beavers!

by Zoozaphone May 5, 2006

Teakettle Laugh

When someone laughs so hard that they sound like a teakettle.

Guy #1: Did you hear Claybee's teakettle laugh?
Guy #2: Yeah, after 8 seconds only dogs could hear it.

by I Love Mixing Salad June 12, 2017

ass over teakettle

Head over heels. Used frequently by weird Canadian mother-in-laws.

Damn, Tom got really wasted and fell out of his chair, ass over teakettle.

by K-T in da hizzouse May 2, 2006

ass over teakettle

to fall in such a way that you flip over, ass over head or head over heels

"He displayed an ass over teakettle aggressiveness in seeking dog-fights."

by elegantly_wasted July 30, 2008

Cherokee Teakettle

When banging a woman, you have to take a pee, and rather than pull out, you let it fly.

Ruth and I were going at it when I needed to take a leak. But we were having so much fun, I just gave her a Cherokee Teakettle instead.

by ReddMeat May 29, 2009

Amish Teakettle

The act of hot-boxing a car until the car is so full of smoke that you are unable to see your eyes in the mirror.

I hope we have enough to make this an Amish Teakettle.
Are you ready for this Amish Teakettle?
Would you care to join me in an Amish Teakettle?

by Flodiculous Productions July 22, 2011