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A lawyer that sings pornographic love songs in a falsetto voice.
Stop being a teakettle! I hate hearing songs about bum bums and beavers!
teakettle by Zoozaphone May 5, 2006

Teakettle Laugh

When someone laughs so hard that they sound like a teakettle.
Guy #1: Did you hear Claybee's teakettle laugh?
Guy #2: Yeah, after 8 seconds only dogs could hear it.

ass over teakettle 

Head over heels. Used frequently by weird Canadian mother-in-laws.
Damn, Tom got really wasted and fell out of his chair, ass over teakettle.

ass over teakettle 

to fall in such a way that you flip over, ass over head or head over heels
"He displayed an ass over teakettle aggressiveness in seeking dog-fights."

Cherokee Teakettle 

When banging a woman, you have to take a pee, and rather than pull out, you let it fly.
Ruth and I were going at it when I needed to take a leak. But we were having so much fun, I just gave her a Cherokee Teakettle instead.

Amish Teakettle 

The act of hot-boxing a car until the car is so full of smoke that you are unable to see your eyes in the mirror.
I hope we have enough to make this an Amish Teakettle.
Are you ready for this Amish Teakettle?
Would you care to join me in an Amish Teakettle?
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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