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getting a handski(handjob) while eating a chicken parm hero.
Yo bro did you do anything with that girl last night?
Ya i got the teagent.
teagent by boweezy57 April 22, 2009
Words you can keep
Teagen is a girl that is lovable, kind, funny, extremely intelligent, spontaneous, and most of all she is someone who you would want to keep by your side forever. If she is your friend you will never find another person that cares as much as she does, even if she doesn't show it. You can count on her to be there for you no matter what even at 2 a.m. If she is your girlfriend well you just found the jackpot my friend! She only dates guys that she likes, and She is fiercely independent so she won't need you doing everything for her, and she will fight you on it believe me but she actually likes that you care so much. She will spoil you with gifts because that is just the type of person that she is! If you are lucky and you become serious she has already begun falling for you. She more than likely won't tell you but she has. She will want you to say it first so she knows that you are all in it too. Once she hears those words she will fall for you quickly and so will you. She has a way about her that you will never want to leave her side, and if you breakup she will be on your mind all the time. She really has everything a guy or a friend could ever want. She is also model level gorgeous! She is usually taller with long hair that can be light blonde to black, she usually has green eyes, hazel, or brown, and she has tan skin. Teagen usually looks runway ready, but she loves her band tees and jeans! all around she is an amazing girl that anyone is lucky to have or know!
Guy: Hey look it's Teagen!!

Guy 2: who is Teagen?

Guy: Look over there - the one with ripped jeans and AC/DC T-shirt on, do you see her?
Guy 2: Yeah! Man she is beautiful! Does she have a boyfriend?

Guy: Yeah she does! You can be friends though she is one of the nicest people I know!

Guy 2: how are you friends with her?

Guy: she tutored me in Spanish, she is really smart!

Guy 2: alright introduce me I want to get to know her!
Teagen by Sarah45 November 18, 2016
Has the fattest ass at school and his dick is enormous
He’s a teagen
Teagen by Habsnfjkskskkd June 9, 2020
A girl that is the most amazing person in your life, they are understanding, beautiful, don't judge and they care a lot about the ones they love, it like a lot.
dude, Teagen is such a nice person
Teagen by it.was.me. January 1, 2018
A beautiful young individual, who is talented and full of energy. Brains and looks have been provided by this individual.
She is definitely a Teagen
Teagen by lover2 March 22, 2011
Woah teagen looking hot ngl
Teagen by i piss on popcorn August 27, 2022
De-tergent is an anti tergent. De"turgent". example:Sarah is very tergent.
tergent by thatoneguy99 April 6, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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