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A very regrettable tattoo that will either be removed by laser or cheese grater. Usually a cartoon Tasmanian devil, barbed wire arm band, or tribal designs.
" Look at that idiots taztoo, I think he may regret jumping on the band wagon of looney tune tats."
taztoo by adam666 April 29, 2010
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Tattoo it on your ass 

Tattoo it on your ass is military slang for something that must be memorized and never forgotten.
Gunny said you got to know this cold and tattoo it on your ass!
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Black heart tattoo 

A black heart tattoo is a solider stamp you get it tatted on the left side of your eye when you kill someone or have put in work
I'm bout to go get my black heart tattoo you know I earned that.

Teardrop tattoo 

A tattoo of a teardrop, under the eye of a person that has been raped in prison.

The teardrop tattoo is humiliating as the prisoner had the tattoo forced onto them and it may also indicate they're someone else's property, to be sold and traded throughout the penitentiary.

An urban myth exists in some circles that the teardrop means the wearer is a murderer; this myth was likely started by those that have been raped and 'teardropped' in prison. Some will even foolishly get these thinking it will earn them respect because they've seen tough looking lifers and ex-cons wearing them, not realising these guys were once weak/jumped and raped when they first entered prison long ago.

When you think about it... Can you imagine a murderer who wants others to fear them, asking a tattooist, 'Please place a tiny tattoo on my face that makes me look like I'm crying."
Hahahaha it just doesn't happen. Except for a few circumstances, crying is frowned upon in the penitentiary; it's a sign of weakness. A murderer and a rape victim are polar opposites of the prisoner spectrum and realistically, would you cry after murdering someone or after being raped?

More recently, trendy rappers, hipsters, etc. who want people to feel sorry for them, get the tattoo thinking they'll fool others into believing they're grieving and perhaps some of them are, not realising that in prison terms it means they are in fact grieving their anal virginity and 'street' innocence.
See that guy with the teardrop tattoo ... he was raped in prison.
Teardrop tattoo by Chad the gooch October 1, 2019

Tear drop tattoo 

The tear drop a person gets while in prison is a sign of humiliation, and a sign that he was raped. The tear drop also shows to his family that he became someone elses "bitch"
The tear drop tattoo they made me get was humiliating.
Tear drop tattoo by ogsmoker June 13, 2017

semi colon tattoo 

The tattoo of a ' ; ' represents that the person has come close to ending their life. The semi colon is used in grammar when the sentence is continued rather then ending with a full stop.
"why did you get a semi colon tattoo that's so basic"
"maybe one day you'll understand why"
semi colon tattoo by chaz :l July 11, 2021

tattoo kink

The idea that a tattoo on a person turns you on and you instantly want to make out with a person who has a tattoo
Tattoo kinks are one of the best kinks ever.
tattoo kink by Hmbenfield15 November 23, 2017
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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