by grappen December 10, 2018
Get the tauson mug.Tauon, or the Tau Lepton, is the physical manifestation of all of mankind's ambitions and ideals. He is symbolic of all that we can possibly hope to achieve or accomplish during our brief existence in this universe. He is a projection of the astral plane, which has appeared with the purpose of guiding us towards apotheosis, or godly ascension. Those who choose to follow him will be bestowed knowledge and abilities that go far beyond anything they could hope to acquire through human means.
Tauon is the ultimate sex god, at one point averaging 2.8 million sexual encounters a night. However, he has recently made the generous decision of taking a vow of celibacy, so that all the other men on this earth could have a chance at getting laid.
Tauon is the ultimate sex god, at one point averaging 2.8 million sexual encounters a night. However, he has recently made the generous decision of taking a vow of celibacy, so that all the other men on this earth could have a chance at getting laid.
by Dubio December 14, 2018
Get the Tauon mug.A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.
by Radicalairhead February 20, 2009
Get the Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome mug.Dark hair and brown eyes generally an Asian name. Most attractive and sexy man you'll ever meet. Chick magnet, athletic, fit body, popular, some what annoying but very generous.
One day is destined to be rich and be known world wide for his talents.
One day is destined to be rich and be known world wide for his talents.
by Daniel Richman January 27, 2015
Get the taison mug.Tayson is the most wonderful person you'll ever meet. He is kind, generous, and so pretty but he's also very humble. He makes your life a million times better and only wants to make you happy.
"BRO TAYSON IS SO PRETTYYYY"
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Get the Tamson mug.Shes a little boy crazy but thats what we love about her. Shes super sweet but, isn't as innocent as she seems. Shes not scared to steal your mans and wont give up on the people shes loves. All around shes an amazing person who try's to make everyone feel happy. But, doesn't get that happiness in return.
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