Tauon

Tauon, or the Tau Lepton, is the physical manifestation of all of mankind's ambitions and ideals. He is symbolic of all that we can possibly hope to achieve or accomplish during our brief existence in this universe. He is a projection of the astral plane, which has appeared with the purpose of guiding us towards apotheosis, or godly ascension. Those who choose to follow him will be bestowed knowledge and abilities that go far beyond anything they could hope to acquire through human means.

Tauon is the ultimate sex god, at one point averaging 2.8 million sexual encounters a night. However, he has recently made the generous decision of taking a vow of celibacy, so that all the other men on this earth could have a chance at getting laid.

"Damn, Tauon just stole my girl" -Everyone

by Dubio December 14, 2018

Tauon

A cosmic deity that precedes time itself, Tauon, alongside 16 other cosmic beings of insurmountable power, forged our universe as we know it today. Since the dawn of man, Tauon has been carefully guiding our technological development In preparation for an interstellar war that will span over millions of years to follow.

There is an old Chinese legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Tauon, because Tauon killed that man. Tauon ruled over the ancient dragons with an unwavering fist of tyranny, long before the age of man. This is precisely why the Chinese word for "Dragon King" is longwang.

by Dubio July 12, 2021

eye-talon

eye-talon is the way us true rebels say italian in southern speek.

The damn yankee across the street has got an eye-talon name that ends in a vowal is about to git gone.

by Philip Marion Cary October 16, 2008

tabon

Tabon or fachlo9 is referring to the vagina .
It's the Moroccan way of saying pussy (vagina)

Your tabon is really nasty

Go clean that tabon i can't fuck something as dirty as that thing a zbi

by Ras l9lwa May 27, 2019

taron egerton

One of the most lovely British actors to exist. A beautiful Welsh man who deserves more than this world has to offer.

Person: Hey did you see the new Kingsman movie?
Person 2: Yeah, that Taron Egertons a right lad.

by Not Taron Egerton November 11, 2017

Taron Egerton

His own person. Not the same person as Elton John. A marvellously talented, good-looking man who unfortunately is burdened with incredibly immature, weird fans who say awful crap about him (like treating him as though he were a fictional character, objectifying him to his face) and think it's cute. Deserves better. Rising to stardom fast.

Taron Egerton is also best known for his role as Eggsy Unwin in the "Kingsman" franchise.

by La_Lala July 13, 2019

Sneaky Talon

When one while fingering a girl decides to surprise attack the butthole with a thumb. Usually starts with a loud hawk screech to notify the girl what is about to happen.

Girl- "moaning"
Guy- "WREAEAH" *inserts thumb
Girl- *Smack
Guy- "laughs it off"

Cindy- You look pissed
Amanda- well thats because tom gave me a sneaky talon last night.
Cindy- Ouch

by Jim sprazium August 20, 2012