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A tater hog is an overweight woman, who eats a lot of potato chips.

She can have feet odor, a kitchen full of unwashed dishes and an uncleaned catbox. Usually this woman smokes copious amounts of weed and injects meth to "keep her figure" which only causes her to gain more weight.

The tater hog is a huge slut, who will have sex with any guy she can find who is in the carnival and will give her potato chips.

She is usually married to a guy, who looks like Doug Henning and is severely undernourished. The tater hog often uses her husband as a human punching bag after demanding sexual bondage and/or anal intercourse.

May be found sporting a Tazmanian Devil tattoo or TAZ underneath her belly and above her vagina.
Wow that tater hog went down to the Santicaligon Days celebration and ate at least three bags of potato chips. Then she made out with the guy, who was supposed to be operating the ferris wheel.
tater hog by Stoned 420 August 21, 2007
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An hideously obese bull headed middle aged woman with a bowl cut. An extremely loud specimen, She will grumble loudly about her flapping vagina and gaping poo and semen crusted anus. They are ferel creatures with a diet consisting of methamphetamines fake Mexican oxy 30's and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream you just purchased for your girlfriend.

WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.

Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
That fucking tater hog got my dope again?!
Tater Hog by Taintpoker November 1, 2023

Tator Hog 

A very, very fat or obese female.
The Tator Hog asked me thirds at dinner last night.
Tator Hog by weed mike October 24, 2009

hog taker 

Derogatory term for vagina.
She got it right in her hog taker.
hog taker by Hamper Hunter November 14, 2020

Taterhog 

To be a large woman. A woman of large mass. A woman that orders a double cheeseburger with an extra large order of fries, and a DIET coke.
Will, do not make contact with that girl, she is a taterhog and you have your beer goggles on!
Taterhog by Mike Yo! July 23, 2008

taterhog 

bob: "check out that chick over there, man she's is fine..,"


jerry: "that fuckin taterhog?? What the hell is wrong with you?!?!?"
taterhog by amillionwords May 4, 2005
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