Taterhog
To be a large woman. A woman of large mass. A woman that orders a double cheeseburger with an extra large order of fries, and a DIET coke.
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bob: "check out that chick over there, man she's is fine..,"
jerry: "that fuckin taterhog?? What the hell is wrong with you?!?!?"
jerry: "that fuckin taterhog?? What the hell is wrong with you?!?!?"
taterhog by amillionwords May 4, 2005
tater hog
A tater hog is an overweight woman, who eats a lot of potato chips.
She can have feet odor, a kitchen full of unwashed dishes and an uncleaned catbox. Usually this woman smokes copious amounts of weed and injects meth to "keep her figure" which only causes her to gain more weight.
The tater hog is a huge slut, who will have sex with any guy she can find who is in the carnival and will give her potato chips.
She is usually married to a guy, who looks like Doug Henning and is severely undernourished. The tater hog often uses her husband as a human punching bag after demanding sexual bondage and/or anal intercourse.
May be found sporting a Tazmanian Devil tattoo or TAZ underneath her belly and above her vagina.
She can have feet odor, a kitchen full of unwashed dishes and an uncleaned catbox. Usually this woman smokes copious amounts of weed and injects meth to "keep her figure" which only causes her to gain more weight.
The tater hog is a huge slut, who will have sex with any guy she can find who is in the carnival and will give her potato chips.
She is usually married to a guy, who looks like Doug Henning and is severely undernourished. The tater hog often uses her husband as a human punching bag after demanding sexual bondage and/or anal intercourse.
May be found sporting a Tazmanian Devil tattoo or TAZ underneath her belly and above her vagina.
Wow that tater hog went down to the Santicaligon Days celebration and ate at least three bags of potato chips. Then she made out with the guy, who was supposed to be operating the ferris wheel.
tater hog by Stoned 420 August 21, 2007
TatterHog
A girl who steals all the tatters. The fact that she has stolen all the taters gives her an appearance of a hog because she is over weight. Also she is hogging the tatters from everyone keeping her friends from over eating so she usually has hot friends. There is a tatterhog in every group .Any Snookie looking rolly polly girl at a party.
taterhoe
"dude, your girlfriend is a taterhoe!"
taterhoe by Blaze Santiago & J.L. Boone November 8, 2006
Tater Hog
An hideously obese bull headed middle aged woman with a bowl cut. An extremely loud specimen, She will grumble loudly about her flapping vagina and gaping poo and semen crusted anus. They are ferel creatures with a diet consisting of methamphetamines fake Mexican oxy 30's and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream you just purchased for your girlfriend.
WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.
Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.
Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
Tater Hog by Taintpoker November 1, 2023